Contests

This is where we give away free stuff.

SCREENING: THE TEN

Folks in Atlanta, want to see The Ten early? It’s a series of interconnected stories loosely based on the Ten Commandments from the man who brought you Wet Hot American Summer. Loot at the cast on that poster on the right. I think you’re interested and if you aren’t you might want to poke yourself … Continue reading

CONTEST: WHITEBOYZ IN THE HOOD

Hungry for a little humor? We have in our possession three copies of the first season of Whiteboyz in the Hood. The ten episode season features thirty comics of the pale-skinned persuasion doing stand-up for your entertainment. Racial bemusement aside, you’ll be sure to get a kick out of this 2-disc set.In order to qualify … Continue reading

CONTEST: DEEP BLU SEA

Anybody out there want to put their Blu-Ray player (or PS3) to good use? We have two prize packs to give away, each with a copy of Pirates of the Caribbean and its sequel, Dead Man’s Chest in stunning HD. To tempt you into giving up your personal information, we’ve got a couple of clips … Continue reading

SCREENING: DEATH AT A FUNERAL

Death At A Funeral is the latest film from Frank Oz, who has a decent bit to answer for due to 2004’s criminally unfunny, ungood, and unwatchable The Stepford Wives. But try not to hold that against him too much. The guy’s giving us a well-reviewed comedy here, and he’s working with a supersharp Brit … Continue reading

CONTEST: LOVECRAFT AND MORE!

More contests! Just you try and escape our generosity. A little while ago, I got the chance to review this great disc from Lurker Films’ HP Lovecraft collection. The company’s doing such a great job of promoting films from weird masters; we just had to get in on that. The fine folks over there have … Continue reading

NEW YORK CITY: SEE A FREE MOVIE TONIGHT!

THIS IS FOR TONIGHT AT 7! SOME TICKETS STILL AVAILABLE! COME SEE A VERY FUNNY MOVIE FOR VERY FREE!!! Attention Chewers in New York City and points surrounding: help us get NYC screenings happening! We’ve had sporadic screenings for you guys in the past, but we now have an opportunity to make them more regular … Continue reading

CONTEST: ARE YOU SPY MATERIAL?

Eric O’Neill’s top-secret assignment: bring down one of the most elusive and damaging double agents in American History: Robert Hanssen… without getting caught. Breach is inspired by the true story of a rookie FBI employee, Eric O’Neill (Ryan Phillippe), assigned to investigate and expose the double agent responsible for the greatest breach in U.S. History, … Continue reading