Thanks to an alignment of the stars, I have in my possession a set of the Anchor Bay featured DVD releases for the month of March, which we featured here and our lovely advertisement sidebar. One lucky Chewer will get all four discs, courtesy of Anchor Bay and your friends and enemies at CHUD. The … Continue reading
How would you like to be the proud owner of some lowbrow comedy? I can see you now (you’re not that bad looking,) sprawled on your couch, a beer in one hand, and something indistinguishible in the other — oh god. This was a bad idea. We have five (5) (fünf) copes of National Lampoon’s … Continue reading
Who would win in a fight between a swarm of locusts and Hilary Swank? That’s a rough one, ’cause Hilary lookin’ DUFF! The Reaping is the Oscar winner’s horror flick, finally being released after a bit of a date change two-step, the tale of a woman who has lost her faith and is forced to … Continue reading
I was too old for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles sensation the first time around, but that didn’t stop me from selling my rare comics for a pretty penny. It also didn’t stop me from enjoying the first live action film when it came out. I was a projectionist at the heinous Roswell Mall theater … Continue reading
For just 11 million dollars, Korean director Joon-ho Bong did with The Host what the folks behind the Godzilla remake couldn’t accomplish with ten times the budget – he made a wonderful monster movie that’s exciting, funny and emotionally involving. The Host is a terrific film, and I guarantee that it’s going to end up … Continue reading
If you’ve ever looked at Lena Headey’s ass and said, ‘I could eat a meal off that,’ you are very much in luck today, my friend. We’re giving away another round of 300 goodies, including a set of four collectable 300 plates, perfect for the nights you’re dining in hell. 300 opens next week and … Continue reading
This weekend the new Jim Carrey movie, The Number 23, opens. It’s a movie about a guy who has all this numerology business driving him nuts. I think, anyway – I see the movie tonight and I’ll be sure to let you know. At any rate, some of the more literary-minded among you may know … Continue reading
When I was a kid and my mom or the school would take me to the planetarium, there were a couple of items in the gift shop that always fascinated me to no end. There was astronaut ice cream, the space age treat. There were the pens that could write upside down and in zero … Continue reading
I’ll be honest, American Idol is worse than the bloody death of me at the hands of my enemies. Every time I catch my wife watching it I play What’s Love Got To Do With It?: The Home Game. That said, enjoy my hypocrisy as I fully endorse the arrival of Karaoke Revolution Presents: American … Continue reading
Prepare for Glory indeed. 300 was one heck of a graphic novel, a lean and mean bit of celluloid released right at the tail end of Frank Miller’s most focused creativity on the page. The buzz I’ve heard about it on the web has been gushy to say the least and though I have now … Continue reading