Had a wedding to go to in Massachusetts.* A very exciting prospect that made my girlfriend and I ponder the question, “How many gifts could we get from our friends and family?” A serious question that comes from any couple, large or small, rich or poor. No matter the case, that still comes up in … Continue reading
As you’ve probably read all over the internet in the past month, Ed Norton is not doing press for his new movie The Incredible Hulk, which he is apoplectic about being muscled out of. Except, as Jeremy pointed out in his article about Peter Bart today, he absolutely is doing press. Norton has his nose … Continue reading
Finishing up 2000 words about robots sucked away my writing time as of late. But that assignment is now complete (URL when available) and so I turn my mind to new matters, like ZOHAN. It’s a weird, risky concept, especially given the level of anti-Semitism and anti-Israel hatred in the world (even here in the … Continue reading
Rocky Horror for the Pussed? I had the misfortune of seeing a group of mammals in the wild, an occurrence that set back my internal man clock back approximately eleven years and four months. Set me back I tell you. Back to a time when I was a little less desensitized to the world around … Continue reading
It’s 100 degrees here in New York City and feels like Satan took his balls and rubbed it on the sky and then tea bagged the whole of humanity. Anyway, back from the big wedding event of the summer between our good friends Eli and Lindsay. Eli is actually pretty famous in the world of … Continue reading
Many books have been written about my career, but there’s not one book out there about my actual life. Well, Harold Bloom tried to write one, but it’s just a bunch of speculative nonsense, and at about page twenty it turns into a book about who would win in a fight between Iago and Hamlet. … Continue reading
So my cohort Jenni Miller over at Premiere.com has put up a list of Bad Screen Dads that SOMEHOW OMITS DARTH VADER but we forgive her. The rest of it is pretty darn strong, with some unexpected candidates thrown in there. (Rick Moranis – for shame!) Check it out RIGHT HERE. Tell ’em Large Marge … Continue reading
Racer X's real name be Damien
You Don’t Mess with the Zohan Directed by Dennis Dugan. Written by Adam Sandler, Robert Smigel, and Judd Apatow. Director of Photography, Michael Barrett. Starring Adam Sandler, John Turturro, Emmanuelle Chriqui, and a whole lot of friends of Adam Sandler. It’s been said before; it’s been said to me before; it’s been … Continue reading
We’ve heard all of the complaints. You know, the ones about how the current remake trend in Hollywood is proving that there isn’t any originality or creativity left in the industry. To a certain extent, such a belief is true. But then again, remakes aren’t all that bad. Remakes have been in the industry since … Continue reading