Last year at this time, I was in limbo. Struck with a side effect of an illness, I had rolled a six on the ‘corn holed by the Gods’ table and gotten one of those one tenth of one percent kind of things going on. I had a cyst growing on my pancreas that … Continue reading
When Silence of the Lambs came out, the audience I saw it with did a standing ovation. It took me a full minute to realize they weren’t being sarcastic. As a response I immediately went home, took my Human Race Card out of my dresser, and wiped my ass with it. I must have watched … Continue reading
The long praised, little seen, famous Frank Darabont draft of Indiana Jones is now out on the internet. Obviously downloading it would be just terrible and though initial hosts have gone down, it seems hard to stop a torrent of fans who have been baying for this for some time. Ahem. So now the real … Continue reading
A review of both The Promotion and Son of Rambow.
The truth is, I’m actually really looking forward to The Happening. Being the die hard Shyamalan enthusiast that I am… (I love the way he prepares Milanesas). I even liked Lady in the Water, much to the dismay and ridicule of many. But I don’t give a yuppie tweed fuck about that. It’s a flawed … Continue reading
Remember what I said here about Warren Ellis? Well ZAMMO and KABLAAM! Truly I am psychic, if one defines “psychic” as “the ability to predict the obvious and inevitable.” However, my geek cred is shredded for I’ve somehow managed to not read these two properties. I guess it’s time for a trip to Tate’s. This … Continue reading
Did anyone else ever find him that funny? I mean, fine, I’ll give people Garth from Wayne’s World. I’ll even give you Wayne’s World 2. Hell, some of his stuff from Saturday Night Live wasn’t too bad. I preferred Phil Hartman, but I can’t have my cake and eat it too. But what’s this with … Continue reading
Okay, so… I started off well and then disappeared… I know, it’s not very cool in the blogosphere to leave off for several days without a post, but lately my life’s been all about moving and stressing… In particular moving my girlfriend into my small apartment in Burbank. Moving is hardly a fun experience and … Continue reading
As movie fans, we all have our guilty pleasures. Films we know are utter crap, and yet we still love them, even if admitting it means we will be laughed at, or have our taste and judgment questioned. For me, that film is Disney’s 1979 fiasco, “The Black Hole.” Why I love this film so … Continue reading
Well, hello everyone. Perhaps since this is my first CHUD blog I should give you a bit of a preamble to explain where my opinions are stemmed from, but that’s what my truncated biography is for! So, now that we have the formalities out of the way, let’s get to the bloggin’. Alright, so I’m … Continue reading