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We could simply cut and paste stories from Variety, but we don’t. We’re too amazing for that. We RETYPE articles from Variety…

DELLAMORTE’S B.O. WRAP – 9/28/07

Go and tell the girl So lovely 1 The Game Plan $22,675,000 $7,307 $22,675,000 2 The Kingdom $17,694,000 $6,335 $17,694,000 3 Resident Evil: Extinction $8,000,000 (-66.2%) $2,828 $36,790,000 4 Good Luck Chuck $6,300,000 (-53.9%) $2,411 $23,569,000 5 3:10 to the Girl from Ipa Nima $4,160,000 (-32.4%) $1,383 $43,904,000 6 The Brave One $3,760,000 (-48.6%) $1,325 … Continue reading

MISTY WATERCOLORED POSTERS…

I must confess that The Mist is one of the Stephen King stories I’ve read at least three times but remember only scattered bits of. I must also admit that I plan not to revisit it until after I see Frank Darabont’s vision of it. I must also confess that it was I who raped … Continue reading

DELLAMORTE DOES BOX OFFICE – 9/28/07

I was computer-less for three days last week. For the first time in a long time. Being unable to write was very strange, and somewhat freeing. I was forced to realize how Cronenberg-bound I am to technology. But I was never without the internet. Cause I have it on my phone. Sometimes I marvel at … Continue reading

ROGUE – HE’S A GRUMPY FELLA

Remember Rogue? You know, the Croc movie that rushed Primeval into theaters last spring? The Rogue that’s been floating around waiting for a US release date as it’s punted from slot to slot, the latest being from October to indefinitely? Since most films suffering from this kind of turmoil smell like turds from miles away, … Continue reading

THE KARATE KID KICKS AGAIN

I knew that queer-ass Sweep the Leg, Johnny video was going to have some sort of effect on the world at large, like a YouTube-spawned version of Grant Morrison’s theories of pop magick. Sure enough, there’s word that a remake of The Karate Kid is in the works, and since they’ve already done the story … Continue reading

WALL-E WORLD

It’s been a few months since Ratatouille arrived and drifted lazily downstream, managing expectations while plucking dollar bills off what’s left of the money trees lining the River Pixar. Funny thing is, $203 million domestic ain’t bad by anyone’s standards, but it’s being stacked against the likes of Pixar’s 1999-2004 successes including the $339 million … Continue reading

INDIANA JONES AND THE RECREATED WAREHOUSE

Somewhere on a Downey Studios soundstage, you can actually see this. Or a scaled-down version at least. But why? AICN‘s Moriarty seems to be indicating that he has at least a partial answer for this, but after the tragedy of Tyler Nelson and the Violated Non-Disclosure Agreement, he’s understandably reticent to share his info. All … Continue reading

VAMPIRES OF BALTIMORE

There’s little less surprising nowadays than learning that David Goyer has been attached to a comic book adaptation in some capacity. After playing an integral role in kicking off the nearly ten-year-old comic book boom, the screenwriter of Blade has been the go-to guy for studios who know they want to capitalize on the superhero … Continue reading

JACKASS: THE TRILOGY

From my review of Jackass Number Two: During the end credits of Jackass Number Two Bam Margera, who cries a couple of times in this film, says, “I hope there’s no Jackass 3.” I understand where he’s coming from – this movie has upped the ante so much that I think the only way a … Continue reading