Movie News

We could simply cut and paste stories from Variety, but we don’t. We’re too amazing for that. We RETYPE articles from Variety…

CLOONEY CRASHES AND THE COENS CONTINUE

The two biggest celeb news stories in my neck of the woods this weekend were the supposed Meg White sex tape (I don’t think it’s her) and George Clooney’s motorcycle accident. Clooney, who already has a bad back from an injury during the filming of Syriana, suffered a broken rib in the smash up. He’s … Continue reading

GEE THIS SOUNDS FAMILIAR FORCE

A new film being produced by Jerry Bruckheimer for Disney gives me deja vu not once, but twice. The film is called G-Force, which brings to mind Gatchaman/Battle of the Planets, which is being developed into a CGI film all its own. But more than that, the film is about a group of genetically enhanced … Continue reading

IT’S YOUR MOVE

Sometimes television can be a wonderful thing. Banished to oblivion [or The Valley, depending on which is considered worse], Jason Bateman has come back and come back HARD after taking the lovely Arrested Development and springboarding the leading role of the show into first a series of fun cameos and now to a comfortable spot … Continue reading

SAM JACK, MAC & STAX

The idea of two middle-aged soul singers grudgingly reuniting for a tour twenty years after an acrimonious breakup may not sound terribly original, but when you factor in Samuel L. Jackson and Bernie Mac… you at least hope it’ll be worth watching. But when you also factor in the screenwriting team of Robert Ramsey and … Continue reading

SET VISIT REPORT: HELLBOY II

Forty five minutes outside of Budapest, the capital of Hungary, sits an abandoned limestone quarry. Deep inside this quarry, hidden behind a giant clockwork door, is a legendary Troll Market, with stalls tucked into every nook and cranny and vendors selling everything from roasted cats to tadpoles to giant wooden replacement limbs. Scurrying about the … Continue reading