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We could simply cut and paste stories from Variety, but we don’t. We’re too amazing for that. We RETYPE articles from Variety…

LIEV LOVES TO MAMBO

Back in June, Jeremy assumed that the script for Reposession Mambo was pretty alright; it had, after all, helped get Jude Law and Forest Whitaker on the line. But the film’s summer start date has come and gone, and now the project is staring down the barrel of 2009. Assuming it can see even an … Continue reading

CREEPY CHILDREN, NEW TRAILER

Looking at this new US trailer for The Orphanage a second and third time, I’m happy to say that while there are at least half a dozen shots in there that give things away, no one is going to know what they are without having seen the film. (Except for you frame by framers. If … Continue reading

JOE NAMATH COULD JUST KISS JAKE GYLLENHAAL

Say what you like about Jake Gyllenhaal’s acting chops, but the dude is fit. So fit in fact, ex-Jets Quarterback and 70’s product schiller THE Broadway Joe Namath has given the greenlight to a cinematic biography potentially starring the brother o’ Maggie himself– thanks in part to ol’ Joe feeling that Jake measures up to … Continue reading

THE MUMMY SYNOPSYSIZED

The Mummy 3, or as it’s been officially monikered, The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor has officially been given a full plot synopsis. It’s a plot you may be familiar with, but a plot nonetheless. Thanks to an update on Rob Cohen’s production blog, you’ll be comforted to know the threequel’s narrative isn’t straying … Continue reading

TOM SWIFTLY RACES TO NEW MEDIA

Way back at the turn of the century, Edward Stratemeyer decided to apply the Horatio Alger model of writing and publishing to children’s books. The result was one series after another of ghostwritten, unified young adult novel series that provided a model for children’s fiction that lived for years. Tom Slade, Nancy Drew, The Bobbsey … Continue reading

IT’S APPLESEED, BUT NO RELATION TO THAT PUSS JOHNNY

A couple years ago I picked up the DVD for Shinji Aramaki’s 2004 take on Masamune Shirow’s Appleseed, based purely on the spectacle of the trailers shootin’, explodin’ and robot violence. I’m no manga/anime conniseur but yeah, I’m a sucker like that. The film attempted full integration of manga style while overlaying the traditionally animated … Continue reading

APATOWVERSE UPDATE!

It’s a good day when I can bring you one thing from the Apatowverse, and today I’m bringing you three things. The greatness of this offsets your dog/mother/baby dying or you getting dumped for a guy with a fauxhawk* or those weeping red sores on your genitals. Yes, this is just that good. ITEM #1! … Continue reading

THE JOKE’S ON EMPIRE

Empire Magazine is doing this neat thing where they’re slowly unveiling a new image of the Joker over the next few days. The only problem is that the image is the cover of their next issue, and someone has already sent out a jpg of that cover, thus killing their reveal. Sorry, good and liked … Continue reading