Adaptation was to be the movie of today. And I totally watched it, I swear. I love the movie, so I had no problem watching it. I then began to ponder what it is I would talk about in relation to the film and its content. As I’m sure we all know, the film is … Continue reading
Dear Wheel of Fortune (dare I address Pat Sajak?), I like you, the Wheel. I like you quite a bit. And that’s not just my patented vodka-wine speaking (recipe: take one glass shitty grocery store wine. add vodka to taste). But I have to wonder about your contestants. Do you intentionally bring on the biggest … Continue reading
Dear Guy Sitting in Front of Me, I’m sure everyone in your high school drama class totally loves your witty bon mots. No doubt they laugh at your every joke (was that indeed them with you tonight?) and you thrive on it. That’s nothing to be ashamed of. At least not in private. But when … Continue reading
So I’m a lying liar who lies all the time, what can I say? Just when I thought things were going to get into a steady groove for me, I find myself on the move and with rare access to computers. Thus a limited amount of time on the boards and with this blog. I … Continue reading
Okay, so I’m gonna start writing this thing again. Life has slowed down a little (read: a lot) and not for the best. That said, with the increased amount of free time I now have, I thought it would be a good time to dip into my dvd collection. Organizing my movies the other day, … Continue reading
With the coming sequel, I finally got around to watching Wall Street. To be honest, it’s not a movie I never thought I’d get around to seeing. That’s kind of odd, considering i’m a Michael Douglas fan, dig the occasional Stone flick, and…well I liked Hot Shots! That gives Sheen a pass. A movie about … Continue reading
A friend asked me earlier if I had any regrets in life. While I loathe the question, it never fails to make me think. And it’s funny, for the millions of regrets I have, one always rises to the top. One day in college, at some point in my second year, I walked from my … Continue reading
The Santa Clause has long been a Christmas staple in my household. Along with A Christmas Story and National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, I never make it through the holiday season without watching it at least once. While admittedly not on the same level as those two classics, I can’t help but revisist the Tim Allen film … Continue reading
So guys, how’s it going? I was thinking about your show the other day, likely the first time anybody has done so since you went off the air. Of course, that’s assuming anybody actually paid the show any mind when it was even airing. I know I did, at least once. It was out of … Continue reading
Saturday Night Live is an odd creature. I don’t want to go into a whole spiel about how SNL is now terrible and will never match the “good ol’ days” because that argument is, put bluntly, retarded. The quality of SNL in any season even in its “classic” years goes up and down like crazy. … Continue reading