Because then he could become Sgt. Pepper! HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ha. Right then. I’ve decided to take a different approach here at Fine-Toothed Coombs. Up until this point, there hasn’t been a real “style” per se to my ramblings. I’d pretty much just liquor up and start typing about whatever my whiskey-soaked brain could hold onto … Continue reading
I’ve done some drunken blogging in my time, but my last entry takes the cake. Seriously, I don’t recall how I got downstairs to my current room, let alone writing about whatever pornography was playing on my television last night. From the sound of it, though, it seems like it was pretty exciting stuff. For … Continue reading
You know what I’m watching right now? Porn. What are you watching? I’m at my uncle’s lake house. And my uncle gets porn. It seems unbecoming of a man (or should I say unbecumming) to not watch it. And here I am, watching True Blood at my uncle’s house. Or at least I was. Now … Continue reading
I woke up at around 4:30 this morning thinking about the movie Ladyhawke. Nothing about in particular, just that it’s been a very long time since I’ve seen it. I’m not sure if it’s any good or if I even liked it. This could be a sign to revisit, but I already walked down that road … Continue reading
‘Sup bitches! This is my super drunk new blog. I know I have previously stated that I am sans alcohol. But that is no more. At least for today. Today only. And not tomorrow. For I will tell you why later. Just know that for now, that I am super wasted. And I know that … Continue reading
Dear Silent Hill 2, Thought you had me beat, eh? Well think again! Your nine year reign of terror over me has finally been ended! I have bested you, friend. Let it be known from this day forth that no PS2 game shall make me hide in fear! [DISCLAIMER: Ecco: The Tides of Time for … Continue reading
With new casting announcements every day, the Fright Night remake is well underway. If you recall my blog about The Lost Boys, you’ll remember that I’m a fan of the original but remain relatively positive in regards to an update. That said, for all the talk of Fright Night, there’s often very little talk of Fright … Continue reading
As you might have noticed on the CHUD main page, the current internet trend of putting wacky actors in roles you might not expect them has spawned a grassroots campaign to get Derrick Comedy/Community star Donald Glover cast as Peter Parker in the new Spider-Man movie. It’s certainly an interesting idea, Glover is a gifted … Continue reading
Back in the year 2000something, I went and saw the movie Alpha Dog in theaters. I was going through a phase where I only watched movies with Greek letters in the titles. As I recall, it was a Monday night, my evening of choice to hit the local movieplex. I likely got popcorn. Might have … Continue reading