YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG, DAY TWENTY-FOUR
You thought we forgot about this? You’d be Almost Right.
You thought we forgot about this? You’d be Almost Right.
Sex and the City is sexual chocolate for the cosmo set. Count me… out.
Indy whips his competition. Hate me. Hate me again. Hate me. Do it and do it again.
The Man with the whip and fedora is back… now with a colostomy bag.
Prince Caspian looks kinda faggy, doesn’t he?
I was in Vegas last weekend, and I’m going to London on Wednesday. I’ve never been a big traveler. I think – if I’m to be honest – it’s because there’s generally a lot going on in my brain, and so I often crave less stimuli than more. I wasn’t sure if my brother (who … Continue reading
The Chronicles of Narnia, remember that funny SNL sketch about it? That was great, wasn’t it? I have no idea. I have no sense of humor. Really.
Dre tries to write the greatest review in the history of criticism. Instead he just gets really, really drunk.
Audiences ignore Speed Racer, go back to Iron Man, and what happens in Vegas was me this weekend, parting like a fucking rock star. Just saying.
Go Speed Racer, Go Speed Racer, Go find your audience. If you can. Maybe.