Damon Houx

Dellamorte's Dugout: The Polanski Defense

John McCain has been defended for doing a lot of things because of his five and half years in a prison camp. He cheated on his first wife numerous times, and then married a beer heiress. When Colmes compared John Edwards affair to McCain’s, Hannity’s response was “Don’t you know he was a POW?” When … Continue reading

DELLAMORTE'S BOX OFFICE WRAP UP 8/22/08

The House Bunny cleans up (whilst wearing a rather saucy outfit), but Tropic Thunder still gets on top of Bunny. Whilst in the living room. While Death Race watches. It’s very saucy. And a bit randy. Randy “Macho Man” Savage.

DELLAMORTE DOES BOX OFFICE 8/22/08

Tumbleweeds are tumblin’. Guess that means the summer’s a coming to an end. A couple weeks are left for BBQin’ but I tend to think of late summer as time to gazpatcho and read te poetry of Keats. Ah, Keats.

DELLAMORTE DOES BOX OFFICE 8/8/08

Who’s the motherfucker with the baddest motherfuckinist? Who’s the motherfucker not on the motherfuckin list? Who’s the cookie cutter, who’s the cookie cuttin’-est?

Answer: The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants. 2. Bitches.