DELLAMORTE'S BOX OFFICE WRAP UP 7/25/08
THE DARK KNIGHT will break every record in your house but one, just to leave you with a copy of Lionel Richie’s ALL NIGHT LONG to remember him by. Scary. Dark. Esoteric.
Damon Houx
DELLAMORTE DOES BOX OFFICE 7/25/08
It’s a DARK KNIGHT for STEP BROTHERS.
DELLAMORTE'S BOX OFFICE WRAP UP – 7/18/08
The Dark Knight will no longer be dark, cause he’ll have more bling than Puff Daddy.
DELLAMORTE DOES BOX OFFICE: SPECIAL THE DARK KNIGHT REPORT
You know that pile of money The Joker lit on fire? TDK has made more than that.
DELLAMORTE DOES BOX OFFICE 7/18/08
What’s coming out this weekend? The Dark Knight? Is it a sequel to Monty Python and the Holy Grail? No. Oh. Jeez.
DELLAMORTE'S BOX OFFICE WRAP UP 7/11/08
HELL is over the CENTER OFTHE EARTH. Eddie Murphy flopped so hard, Mr.T clinched up his buttcheeks and ripped his dick off.
DELLAMORTE'S BOX OFFICE WRAP UP – 7/4/08
Will Smith + a title that intimates weiners = huge Fourth of July ticket sales.
DELLAMORTE'S BOX OFFICE WRAP UP – 6/27/08
Who WANTED WALL-E? As Gary Oldman would say “EVERYONE!” I haven’t seen either. So there.
Dellamorte's Dugout: Fuck You, Chewbacca!
The short list of technological terms to understand going out dancing: 10:45 PM: The perfect time to show up at The Short Stop (for me). The line out front (which I can shank regardless, regardless) is never that bad, the DJ is just getting ready to hit his stride, and I’m usually going to get at … Continue reading
DD: Dellamorte Remembers… Batman (1976)
Fascism is a subject that seems to plague Clint Eastwood in his crime films. Or perhaps it’s the specter of Dirty Harry that hangs over his Bruce Wayne. It’s hard to say. But it’s also impossible to think Sam Peckinpah would have cast Eastwood if it weren’t for Callahan, and it’s impossible to think that … Continue reading