DELLAMORTE DOES BOX OFFICE 4/4/08
George Clooney vs. that dude from the office. Kids vs. Vines. Jodie Foster vs. Gerald Butler. That’s some sex.
George Clooney vs. that dude from the office. Kids vs. Vines. Jodie Foster vs. Gerald Butler. That’s some sex.
Kevin Smith has a lot to answer for
My life has been chaotic, to say the least. My personal life has been racked with tumult, and frankly I’d rather not share it. I’m sure some of you care about me, and some of you don’t. But I’m of the sort that feels that it’s always better to share your dramas with people who … Continue reading
21 says “domino, motherfuckers!” Superhero Movie fails to lift heavy objects, Run Fatboy Run gets lapped, and America is not ready to deal with Iraq, Part 27.
Dre counts the cards on 21 and gets to two before he finds himself a bit sleepy. Run Fatboy Run, you say? I’ve lost so much weight these days that you must be… oh, yeah. The film.
Drillbit dies while Perry flies and Horton hears a WHOle lot of cash. I shutte writing this. I really do.
Owen Wilson goes down the tracks with Drillbit, Tyler Perry to TP the BO, Shutter … theatrical movie or a porno? If the latter… what kind?
Horton Hears A Huge Pile of Money. Doomsday dies. Never Going to Give You Up is the big winner, but it’s Never Going to Run Around, and Hurt You.
Man, Rhona Mitra’s got a nice butt. She got invisibly raped, y’know. Does the invisible man shoot an invisible load?
Yesterday I watched No Country for Old Men, Rio Bravo (on the big screen with Jeremy), and then the finale of what is already quite obviously the most penetrating, engrossing, and quite possibly perfect show television has ever produced. As I prepared to say goodbye, I found myself drawn in to Season One again. Partly … Continue reading