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Enemies Both Public & Private.Preface: This story is 100% true. Some details have been left out not to protect the innocent but because it’s none of your damn business. I have recently had the displeasure of coming into contact with a person who pretty much represents all of the things wrong with males in their … Continue reading
It’s Fun to Chat with Thieves! Grizzly Park hits theater on April 4th, 2008. Yes, that was singular. It hits theater. Still, that’s pretty cool. If you happen to be at the ol’ Laemmle’s Sunset 5 on Sunset, you may just bump into a handful of the folks from the flick. Myself included if all … Continue reading
The Germans Have Been Forgiven for WWII. It’s been a long time since the Germans were not these awesome and nattily dressed members of the human race that we as Americans like to high-five and cuddle with. But there were dark times. Not the kind of days we like to discuss unless we want to … Continue reading
Why We Can’t Trust Video. Recently video was recorded that captured the wobbly arrival of the scariest killer gnome South America has ever known. My initial response was one of glee. I’d always known that creepy deathgnomes existed but without photographic evidence I was always forced to err on the side of caution. The same … Continue reading
When Godzilla Went Homo. We saw the signs. Toho’s legendary radioactive reptile had always been a little light in his rubbery prehistoric footies and in many instances is actually considered AT BEST an asexual being and sometimes an all-out chick dinosaur! Godzilla’s a babe. Don’t forget that. A babe with a little Japanese man sweating … Continue reading
Mike Patton Achieves Sainthood. As if I needed to love Mike Patton more after his work with Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, Tomahawk, Fantomas, Bob Ostertag, Dan the Automator, The Dillinger Escape Plan, The Melvins, Sepultura, Lovage, Peeping Tom, General Patton & the X-Ecutioners, and many others as he’s unloaded two barrels of greatness on … Continue reading
Folks Who Need a Better Agent. Haitians. Did you realize that not everyone in Haiti is either a zombie, a zombie builder, or a current or future victim of a Haitian zombie? Haiti also has citizens who farm, bank, and even do technical support as they dodge zombie attacks and somehow survive a nation overrun … Continue reading