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MORE TENTACLES!

Take a moment and think of all the movies that could be improved by the inclusion of tentacles. Hell, I’d even tolerate another Big Momma’s House sequel if it featured random victims being invaded by slimy hidden appendages (I mean, these people are already in a Martin Lawrence fat-suit movie, so any further humiliation seems … Continue reading

SHOOTER GETS A SHOT

It’s not that I’m particularly apathetic, but my only real emotional response to the end of Brokeback Mountain was “Damn, his daughter is seriously cute”. We’ll be seeing more of adorable actress Kate Mara soon — having survived the Urban Legends “franchise”, she makes the move to more ballistic fare with Shooter, Paramount’s adaptation of … Continue reading

DAILY GRABOID 4.12.06

What is this? Every single day of the week (almost), a new "Graboid", a single moment grabbed from a random movie, appears on this site for you to guess the name of the film, share with your officemates, or discuss on our message boards. Sometimes the Graboid will be very easy and sometimes it’ll be … Continue reading

SINGLETON’S TENDER TOUCH

While we await his takes on Tom Clancy’s Without Remorse and Marvel’s retro puncher Luke Cage, John Singleton is keeping busy behind the scenes on other projects. Singleton is producing a drama called Illegal Tender, which I could swear I accidentally picked up and looked at when I accidentally ventured behind that curtain at the video store. … Continue reading

JOINING THE RANKS OF RAMBO

Looks like it’s getting a little crowded in Rambo’s neighborhood, and he can’t be too happy about that. I mean, after all that time in the barren desert wastes helping the Mujahideen in the third movie, he’d probably just like some peace and quiet to kill things in the wilderness with his giant survival knife. But … Continue reading

POLICE CORRUPTION, WITH CANNOLI

As the site editor without a vowel at the end of my name, perhaps I’m not best suited to write about this announcement, but here it is anyway. Straight from the headlines of about a week ago comes a movie called Mafia Cop. For the love of Chins, I wish it was another sequel to … Continue reading

WEINSTEINS STILL HATE ASIANS

Time once again to warm up the region-free DVD player and check the pre-order page at your favorite import reseller — the Weinsteins are apparently still searching for their own Crouching Tiger-sized hit, and the process they’re using to discover it is to acquire domestic rights to every Asian film that crosses their field of vision. … Continue reading

THIS LIZARD AIN’T BROKE

Even though the Dukes of Hazzard movie was a considerably painful viewing experience (Jessica Simpson’s upstanding bosom and outstanding buttocks notwithstanding), it was apparently lucrative enough to provide director Jay Chandrasekhar with more opportunities. The Dukes’ solid box office performance secured a Warner Bros. deal for the de facto leader of comedy quintet Broken Lizard, … Continue reading

DAILY GRABOID 4.11.06

What is this? Every single day of the week (almost), a new "Graboid", a single moment grabbed from a random movie, appears on this site for you to guess the name of the film, share with your officemates, or discuss on our message boards. Sometimes the Graboid will be very easy and sometimes it’ll be … Continue reading