Hi suckers, Father of the Bride was on some crappy cable movie channel the other day and watching the five minutes of it that I did made me realize something. I am in lust with almost every Diane in Hollywood, or like, three. Daine Lane, even though Untraceable sucked a dryer full of dicks and … Continue reading
Rarely do I ever ponder the idea of Adam Sandler. There was a time when this statement was miles from the truth. When I was a young, impressionable lad, my babysitter played me his tape (yes, cassette tape) of They’re All Gonna Laugh At You and I was hooked. Coming from the New England area, … Continue reading
My mom called to tell me she was seeing Sex and the City later in the week. Even though she thinks it will be horrible. Shit like that makes me love my mom. This neighborhood’s different. It’s like gentrification. Dunno how comfortable I feel in her with all this khaki. My back started tweaking when … Continue reading
Gray will be the man behind Marvin.
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Remember Big Brothers? I wrote a Crop Report on it over a year ago, and I generally liked what I read. The screenplay, which was then credited to Moses Port and David Guarascio, centered on a pair of hard partying beer reps (Paul Rudd and Seann William Scott) who are forced into a Big Brothers … Continue reading
One of the many benefits of hanging out on the set of I Love You, Man earlier in the week – with my online peeps from Latino Review, IESB, Hollywood.com, Collider, and Movieweb! – was getting to pester Jason Segel about his Muppet movie, which he’s currently developing with his co-conspirator Nicholas Stoller. It’s bizarre … Continue reading
Behind the scenes on Watchmen!
Richard Kelly’s next gets a release date
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