THE DISCOUNT MEAT TRAIN
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Will Marvel make a film about boring?
Folks in the Southeast, get ready!
I’m going to do something a bit different for this installment of Time Machine Go!!! First, I would like to publicly say how saddened I was when actor Don Davis died recently. Mr. Davis first came to my attention as Major Briggs in David Lynch and Mark Frost’s television masterpiece Twin Peaks. Now I have … Continue reading
When I was a kid I had this cherished bike. It was the best bike in the world. Even Pee-wee was jealous. Anyway, one day it got stolen by a mean kid named Jerkhead Jr. I had him arrested and tried, but the judge let him off the hook. It just so happened that the … Continue reading
While I am an advocate of the summer blockbuster season, it doesn’t even come close to my love of the Toronto International Film Festival. And I’m not just saying that because I live in the city; I am equally impressed, and excited for that matter, when Cannes rolls around in the month of May. But … Continue reading
My view of the wildly mediocre Hancock and X-Files I Want to Believe
Hello all! I picked up the Less than Zero soundtrack on vinyl recently. Outside of the pops and cracks from its previous owner, it’s still the best I’ve ever heard “Going Back to Cali”. Hell, I’m not really listening to the rest of the album. I’m just playing “Going Back to Cali” over and over … Continue reading
After close to two months on Cape Cod, I had a smile on my face, my psyche brimming with hope about the culture on this, Massachusetts’ crooked penis. As I shoveled a delicious breakfast into my mouth, a couple next to me, both in their early 20’s, were discussing the films of Jim Jarmusch. Yeah, … Continue reading