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Word on the street is that Darren Aronofsky’s latest film, The Wrestler, is screening at the Toronto Film Festival in the impending future. Let me explain why this worries me. First, it’s a film about a wrestler. Starring Mickey Rourke. Before the fanboy rage spews forth faster than you can say “George Lucas raped my … Continue reading →
A Nice Hard Slap – Why Tropic Thunder will win the weekend. Retards cannot drive themselves to the theater. That’s one extra sale! Retard Math tells us this:Retard + Chaperone = Two Tickets I think that’s all it needs to get over the hump. The movie is terrific, which doesn’t hurt. It also handles the … Continue reading →