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Chicago gangster film gets a new scribe…

The director fucks off the next one, just as he finishes this one!

By Renn Brown · 04.04.2013 · 2 comments

They’re posters! They have quotes n’ shit on ’em!

Dead cast regulars get replaced by more soon-to-be-dead cast regulars

By Renn Brown · 04.04.2013 · 4 comments

Brad, you should take a step back. Your epic pose is dangerous, bro.

By Renn Brown · 04.04.2013 · 4 comments

Another lush trailer, featuring music from “Beyoncé x André 3000, Lana Del Rey, Florence + The Machine”

By Renn Brown · 04.04.2013 · 1 comment

But where did the Kerosene come from?

Daniel returns to a time when a John Grisham adaptation was usually a good thing…

Al and Justin still like Justified, even though Max Perlich is a thing that exists

By Tim Kelly · 04.03.2013 · 28 comments

A noble disappointment.