So right now I’m three sheets to the wind and I feel like apoligizing. I’m the kind of drunk who feels like shouting their drunken antics to the public. That’s just behind super-rapist as the worst type of drunk. You should have to be forced aware of my antics, and for that I apologize. In … Continue reading
In honor of the 2007 version for which the remake being released this week is based on, here is my review for “Death at a Funeral”. A crude, disgusting and vile movie from Frank Oz. Yes, the same Frank Oz that does the voice of many muppets and Sesame Street characters. How could a man … Continue reading
Rock stars die. Let’s face it, other than making music it’s what they’re good at. Many die before their time (Hendrix) many die waaaay after their time (Clapton? Sting? They walk the Earth but Bonham and Jerry Fuchs, to name a few, die young. Thanks for that). But they die like everyone else. Unlike everyone … Continue reading
Gotta be honest, just doin’ this one out of habit. However! Let’s make this fun! Much like site-runner Devin, I have one of them there formspring thingies. So, please feel free to ask me anything. Or, perhaps you’d like to tell me what to talk about next blog. Let’s make this an open forum. Give … Continue reading
200 Words is a daily burst of ideas, thoughts, or impressions on media, film, and filmmaking. The goal is nothing more or less than conversation. 4/14/10 It’s all good news now,Because we left the taps, running, for a hundred years,So drink into the drink, Plastic Cap drink,Drink with the purple, the people, the plastic-eating peopleStill … Continue reading
The lollipop has officially become a fashion accessory, marketed as such by upscale candy company Sugar Factory. By purchasing their Couture Pops, now girls and young women who adore female icons such as Britney Spears, Kim Kardashian, and the Pussycat Dolls can carry these fashionable, edible lollipops around as an accessory. A young lady (or … Continue reading
I’m just a tad on the busy side this week. I’m currently prepping for a movie premiere in Luray, Virginia this Saturday for a “white trash horror flick” a friend of mine made called The Creightonville Terror.My job? I’m the horror show host “Dr. Ghoulie”, who not only appears onscreen to host the film in … Continue reading
The recent Wolfman movie is the biggest reason why I’ve been battling back to get current on my column here. A movie that I liked happened, and nobody went to see it. Now all that pre-release talk of resurrecting the Universal monsters seems to have subsided, and that’s a turn of events that … Continue reading
This morning I encountered a folder buried on a hard drive that contains audio samples from movies that made me think about some random scenes, sometimes in films that aren’t necessarily on my ‘Watch Again Soon List’, but that are awesome in their own right and bring a smile to my face. I’ll start with … Continue reading
Watching the Detectives is a weird movie, and it might not necessarily be a good movie. But damn if I didn’t enjoy the heck out of it, just for the lovable Lucy Liu. Liu plays a somewhat stalkerish crazy-ass but adorable girlfriend who torments new boyfriend/video store owner Cillian Murphy. The movie plays out as … Continue reading