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We could simply cut and paste stories from Variety, but we don’t. We’re too amazing for that. We RETYPE articles from Variety…

LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!

You may remember that video clip of some kids doing Live Action Role Playing – LARPing – that hit the web a couple years back. It has a great moment where the wizard is throwing Nerf darts at some guy in a Shitty Ogre costume, and he’s shouting the name of the spell he’s casting: … Continue reading

DON’T SAY HIS EUGOOLIGY JUST YET

There are two kinds of people in the world – those who understand that Zoolander is one of the funniest films in decades and those who are damned to comedy hell. The film, which whimpered into theaters right after 9/11, has been building a steady cult following on DVD as people start to get it. … Continue reading

RICHARD GERE GETS HONG KONG HELP

After a rather dull 90s or so, Richard Gere launched into the 00s with a string of successes (well, maybe not The Mothman Prophecies) and is looking to carry on that tradition by importing a hot Hong Kong director. Gere, last seen hoofing with hotties in Chicago and Shall We Dance, will star in a … Continue reading

IT’S RYAN REYNOLDS WEEK!

Being a workaholic must be the new Hollywood way to stay lean. Just the other day (right HERE, in fact) I talked about a new Ryan Reynolds dark comedy called Horrible Bosses, and the smirky star already has another flick lined up. Speaking of busy (and fit) guys, The Rock™ will join Reynolds in a … Continue reading

DAILY GRABOID 8.3.05

Every single day of the week, a new Graboid appears on this site for you to guess the name of the film, share with your officemates, or discuss on our message boards. Sometimes the graboid will be very easy (like today’s) and sometimes it’ll be as obscure as obscure gets (from relatively mainstream films). So … Continue reading

WHY THE HELL HAVEN’T YOU SEEN MURDERBALL?

There’s a depressing story on the AP Wire – Murderball, the excellent documentary about parapeligic rugby players, isn’t doing well. Obviously no one expected it to be opening at number one (even in these doc-heavy, post Fahrenheit 9/11 times), especially since it opened in just LA and NY, went to the top 10 national markets … Continue reading

HARRY POTTER AND THE TOE OF THE CAMEL

Harry Potter megasite The Leaky Cauldron has a whole slew of new pictures up from the next Potter film, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, including the one above, of Harry and other TriWizard Tournament contestants about to start the second task. In some skimpy clothes. Other pics at the site include some hi-res … Continue reading

INDIANA JONES AND THE PREQUEL OF WHATEVER

While many fedora fans anxiously await a fourth Indiana Jones movie and the more rational of us simply dread the very possibility of further convoluted treasure hunts and “comic relief” (see, it’s really his dog’s name! HAHAHAHAHA! Eh…), more rumors continue to spin that the character’s younger version will be heading to theaters. The buzz we … Continue reading

DAILY GRABOID 8.2.05

Every single day of the week, a new Graboid appears on this site for you to guess the name of the film, share with your officemates, or discuss on our message boards. Sometimes the graboid will be very easy (like today’s) and sometimes it’ll be as obscure as obscure gets (from relatively mainstream films). So … Continue reading

BANNED IN 2025

It’s new story topic time, folks! It’s been awhile since our last topic hit (Vampire Cheats Death – Check out our ONE AND ONLY entry from that section here) but we’re finally back, and our main story editor Kirby Drummond has dreamt up a rather hilarious premise. Shoot, maybe I’ll take a crack at it… … Continue reading