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THIS FILM WILL NEVER BE RATED

John Cameron Mitchell’s Hedwig and the Angry Inch is one of my favorite films of the last decade, and I’ve been waiting patiently for his follow-up, Shortbus. The movie is screening here in New York very soon, and while I’m excited to see it, I have to admit that I’m a little nervous to watch … Continue reading

FRANK MILLER VERSUS AL QAEDA

Last year I had dinner with Frank Miller. It was an interesting experience, and will one day make for a good page or two in my memoirs. Frank was funny, and nice, and vocal about being more hawkish than Donald Rumsfeld. He also threatened to fight me when I said I saw the influence of … Continue reading

WHO WILL RESCUE RESCUE DAWN?

Here’s a personal note to Russ Lucas, who’s heading up to the Toronto Film Festival but couldn’t get tickets to Werner Herzog’s Rescue Dawn: You probably won’t be the only guy missing it, buddy. There was a rumor floating around over the weekend that has been getting more and more solidified that the film will … Continue reading

THIRTY DAYS OF WEBISODES

I’m willing to bet that David Slade never had an awkward silence in his life. The guy can TALK, and talk he does on the new video “webisodes” about the pre-production of his Vampire$ vs Northern Exposure film, 30 Days of Night. Slade is, of course, the director of kiddie rape/revenge picture Hard Candy. His … Continue reading

THE MORONS OF VENICE

Darren Aronofsky’s masterpiece, The Fountain, made its world premiere at the Venice Film Festival to a truly baffling reception – it got boos. Who were the morons in attendance who booed this amazing work? Look, I’ll give leeway for personal taste and admit that The Fountain may not be for everyone, but to boo it? … Continue reading

QUICK BITES 9/4/2006

They haven’t been in a movie together for 12 years, and now Mask co-stars Jim Carrey and Cameron Diaz are re-uniting in A Little Game Without Consequence, the next film from Gabriele Muccino (the Italian director of early Oscar buzzer The Pursuit of Happyness and L’Ultimo Bacio, which has been remade in next week’s Zach … Continue reading

SUPPORT SLITHER’S SLAUGHTER

Fuse is televising the Fangoria Chainsaw Awards, a horror award show decided by the fans. Which is cool, right? Sure, except when one of the awards should be decided by a mathematician and not a fan vote. That award is up for a fan vote, though, and that means fans who can actually count must … Continue reading