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DVD REVIEW: ENDGAME – BLUEPRINT FOR GLOBAL ENSLAVEMENT

BUY IT AT AMAZON CLICK HERE!STUDIO RykodiscMSRP $19.95RATED UnratedRUNNING TIME 140 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES• Bilderberg 2007 Report – Extended footage of the annual secretive conference• The Battle for the Republic featurette with extended interviews and footage• Special performance of Shackles on Me by Blues legend Jimmie Vaughan The Pitch Any insane rambler on a street corner … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner BrothersMSRP: $21.99RATED: PG-13RUNNING TIME: 139 mins.SPECIAL FEATURES:• Additional Scenes• The Hidden Secrets of Harry Potter• Trailing Tonks: Natalia Tena Leads a Very Personal Film Set Tour• Harry Potter: The Magic of Editing• DVD-ROM Enhanced Materials The Pitch Harry Potter (both the character and the film series) meets maturity. … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: SKIN IN THE FIFTIES

  BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Secret Key Motion PicturesMSRP: $29.98RATED: UnratedRUNNING TIME: 240 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Skin in the Fifties: The Loop Collection• Trailers for other Secret Key releases• Booklet featuring Stills and Liner Notes• Extended Scenes The Pitch 30-40 Years after they got the vote, you get to see the girls go wild. … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: PIGS

  BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: ThinkFilmMSRP: $27.98RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 85 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Filmmaker and Cast Commentary • Set Etiquette with Jay Ziebarth• “Whip ‘em Out”• Pigs Unrated Auditions• The Making of Pigs• Outtakes & Bloopers• Bonus Scenes• Trailer Gallery• Pigs Trailer The Pitch Frat Guys make bets to bang girls by way of the … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: TEEN TITANS – COMPLETE FOURTH SEASON

    BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $19.98RATED: Not RatedRUNNING TIME: 298 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Access Top-Secret Files from the Teen Titans: Know Your Foes Featurette Gallery The Pitch Five crazy kids use their powers to save humanity. Well, everyone except Robin. He smacks things around with a sweet bo staff. The … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: BATMAN, THE – COMPLETE FOURTH SEASON

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $19.98RATED: Not RatedRUNNING TIME: 292 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• The Batman: Season 4 Unmasked The Pitch Hyperactive children get to watch a poorly drawn Jeff Matsuda Batman. The HumansSam Liu, Anthony Chun, Ginny McSwain, Rino Romano, Evan Sabara, Kevin Michael Richardson and Louis Gossett, Jr. The Nutshell Bruce … Continue reading

ANCHOR BAY UPFRONT: 12-11-07

Hello again and welcome to another edition of the Anchor Bay Upfront.  Rather than take up a lot of space with a whole roundup of AB releases, I’m going to take up a lot of space with one.  But it’s a good one. Evil Dead – The Ultimate Edition BUY IT AT AMAZON:  Click HEREMSRP:  … Continue reading

BLU-RAY DVD REVIEW: 20 MILLION MILES TO EARTH: 50th ANNIVERSARY EDITION

  BUY IT AT AMAZON! CLICK HERESTUDIO: Sony PicturesMSRP: $28.95RATED: Not RatedRUNNING TIME: 82 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Feature available in Original B&W and Color (Chromachoice to toggle between B&W and Color)• Remembering 20 Million Miles to EarthCommentary with Ray Harryhausen, Dennis Muren, Phil Tippett & Arnold Kunert• Digital Sneak Peek of 20 Million Miles More Comic … Continue reading