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DVD REVIEW: FRASIER – SEASON 10

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Paramount Home VideoMSRP: $29.99RATED: Not ratedRUNNING TIME: 528 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES: NoneThe Pitch What Joey would have been if it had the little things: like a premise, good acting, good writing, a Jack Russell terrier… The Humans Kelsey Grammer, David Hyde Pierce, Peri Gilpin, Jane Leeves, John Mahoney. The Nutshell … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: WILL & GRACE – SEASON 7

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: LionsgateMSRP: $33.99RATED: Not ratedRUNNING TIME: 515 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES: Themed featurettes Outtakes The Pitch Two gay dudes, a neurotic redhead and a mean-spirited, alcoholic malcontent…and we’re not even talking about the Bush cabinet… The HumansEric McCormack, Debra Messing, Sean Hayes, Megan Mullaly. "So Will…I’m sitting in your lap and you’re … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: ADVENTURES OF OSWALD THE LUCKY RABBIT, THE

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Walt Disney VideoMSRP: $32.99RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 234 minSPECIAL FEATURES: Oswald Comes Home featurette Audio Commentary tracks over select episodes Fragments of Sagebrush Sadie Documentary: The Hand Behind the Mouse The Works of Ub Iwerks The Pitch Walt Disney’s first sensation. The Humans Oswald the Lucky Rabbit The Nutshell Before … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: TALES FROM THE CRYPT – SEASON SEVEN

BUY FROM AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $39.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 337 minSPECIAL FEATURES: Fatal Caper: A Virtual Comic Book The Pitch The final season of the horror anthology brought to you by that freaky puppet. The Humans Bob Hoskins, Natasha Richardson, Ewan McGregor, Daniel Craig, Imelda Staunton, Eddie Izzard, Steve Coogan The Nutshell Tales … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: AMICUS COLLECTION

BUY IT FROM AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Dark Sky Films MSRP: $29.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 270 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Noted below The Pitch In July 2006, Dark Sky Films released three films from Amicus Productions. Now they’ve gathered them into one convenient package. The films include And Now the Screaming Starts! (David’s review), Asylum (Wade’s review), and The … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: HOTTEST STATE, THE

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Velocity / ThinkFilmMSRP: $27.98RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 117 minSPECIAL FEATURES: Trailer Gallery Audio Commentary with the directors and actors Straight to One – A Short Film by Ethan Hawke The Pitch Ethan Hawke makes a movie about his insecurities. The Humans Mark Webber, Catalina Sandino Moreno, Ethan Hawke, Michelle Williams, … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: GHOSTS OF CITE SOLEIL

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Velocity / ThinkFilmMSRP: $27.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 85 minSPECIAL FEATURES: Trailers The Pitch Maybe the most dangerous documentary ever filmed. The Humans James “Bily” Petit Frere, Winson “2Pac” Jean, Eleonore “Lele” Senlis, Wyclef Jean The Nutshell Cite Soleil is the most dangerous place on Earth and gangs called the Chimeres … Continue reading