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DVD REVIEW: CHRISTMAS CARD, THE

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Rhi EntertainmentMSRP: $14.95RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 84 minSPECIAL FEATURES: Ed Asner: A Veteran’s View Heart of a Soldier: Actor John Newton Karene & Jeff: A Real-Life “Christmas Card” Story How to Reach a Soldier The Pitch It’s a Hallmark card with moving pictures. The Human Ed Asner, Alice Evans, John … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: PETER PAN RETURN TO NEVERLAND – PIXIE-POWERED EDITION

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Walt Disney VideoMSRP: $29.99RATED: GRUNNING TIME: 73 min.SPECIAL FEATURES: • Deleted Scenes• Tinker Bell’s Challenge: Quest for the Light• Backstage Disney: Disney Fairy Moment The Pitch  We may have grown up but Peter Pan remains young forever. The Humans Peter Pan, Tinker Bell, Wendy and her daughter Jane The … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIP

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Liberation EntertainmentMSRP: $24.95RATED: UnratedRUNNING TIME: 97 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Commentary with the director and stars• Deleted scenes• TrailersThe Pitch People still use the good old fashioned personal ads to pick up desperate, lonely individuals, even when there’s millions of men looking for a good time on Craigslist. The Humans Matthew … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: CAPTAIN AND TENNILLE TV SPECIALS, THE

Like many people, most of my waking hours in the 1970’s were spent in a hazy, drooling stupor, babbling incoherently while periodically vomiting all over myself. Unlike most, I have a valid excuse: I was only an infant at the time. Thank God for that: I can’t imagine what my life would have been life … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: BRATZ KIDZ – SLEEP-OVER ADVENTURE

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: LionsgateMSRP: $19.98RATED: GRUNNING TIME: 72 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • Bedtime Story Shortcuts• Music Video• Slumber Party Fun!• Best Friends Q&A• Slumber Party Scavenger Hunt• Sing Alongs The Pitch The Bratz pack, this time back as precocious kidz, meet The Simpsons’ Treehouse Of Horror. The Humans The Director: Mucci FassettThe … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: INVISIBLE, THE

BUY FROM AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Walt Disney VideoMSRP: $29.99RATED: PG-13RUNNING TIME: 102 min.SPECIAL FEATURES: Commentary by Director David S. Goyer and writer Christine Roum Commentary by writer Mick Davis Over 13 minutes of deleted scenes 30 Seconds to Mars: The Kill music video Sparta: Taking Back Control music video The Pitch Its Stir of Echoes … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: ARCTIC TALE

BUY FROM AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Paramount Home VideoMSRP: $29.99RATED: GRUNNING TIME: 86 min.SPECIAL FEATURES: Making of Documentary Are We There Yet? World Adventure: Polar Bear Spotting The Pitch It’s March of the Penguins with Queen Latifah and no penguins. The Humans Queen Latifah (narrator) The Nutshell A polar bear cub and a walrus pup are brought … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: BOY EATS GIRL

BUY FROM AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: LionsgateMSRP: $26.98RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 80 min.SPECIAL FEATURES: Eating Out: The Making of Boy Eats Girl Trailers The Pitch It’s My Boyfriends Back meets 28 Days Later The Humans Samantha Mumba, David Leon The Nutshell Diggs, Henry and Nathan are three teenage friends in Ireland. On the night that Nathan decides … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: BORN KILLERS

BUY FROM AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: LionsgateMSRP: $26.98RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 87 min.SPECIAL FEATURES: Trailers The Pitch It’s Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer meets American Psycho The Humans Jake Muxworthy, Gabriel Mann, Lauren Geman, Tom Sizemore The Nutshell John and Michael are brothers who are raised by their father to consider other people as piggy banks. … Continue reading