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DVD REVIEW: MIND OF MENCIA – SEASON 3

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: ParamountMSRP: $26.99RATED: Not Rated.RUNNING TIME: 308 mins.SPECIAL FEATURES:· Over 30 minutes of deleted scenes· Audio commentaryThe Pitch“Not” meets “funny.”The HumansCarlos Mencia. I simply blame him. In Iraq, they hang people for not being funny! The NutshellMind of Mencia Season 3 is a two disc, 14 episode journey into the … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: RISE OF THE DEAD

BUY IT FROM AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: LionsgateMSRP: $26.98RATING: RRUNNING TIME: 72 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES: Commentary with William Wedig and Erin Wilk Trailers The Pitch I think I’ll let the plot keywords from IMDB do the talking here: "female frontal nudity", "nudity", "topless", "breasts", "nude wearing glasses", "female nudity". Oh, and zombies. The Humans Erin Wilk, Stephen … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: LONELY HEARTS

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: SonyMSRP: $24.96RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 108 min.SPECIAL FEATURE:• The Making of Lonely Hearts The Pitch “I can’t give you anything but love, baby.” The Humans Cast: John Travolta (Moment By Moment), James Gandolfini (True Romance), Jared Leto (Requiem For a Dream), Salma Hayek (Wild Wild West), Alice Krige (Ghost Story), … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: BEAT THE DRUM

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Z Productions LLCMSRP: $19.95RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 114 min.SPECIAL FEATURES: Beat the Drum: A South African Story Trailer The Pitch "There is a disease in Africa called AIDS and it seems to be pretty bad." The Humans Director: David Hickson Writer: W. David McBrayer Cinematographer: Lance Gewer Cast: Junior Singo, … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: DAN CURTIS’ FRANKENSTEIN

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: DarkSky FilmsMSRP: $14.98RATED: Not RatedRUNNING TIME: 126 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES: New audio commentary track with actors Richard Foxworth and John Karlen 1973 Frankenstein promo, recap and preview The Pitch Mary Shelly’s monster meets Bufford Pusser and poor 70’s production design with…surprising results? The Humans Robert Foxworth, Bo Svenson, Susan Strasberg, … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: HOLLA

BUY IT FROM AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: LIONSGATE MSRP: $26.98RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 86 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES: Horror Story: The Making of Holla Commentaries The Pitch "What could possibly go wrong during a trip to the woods?" The Humans Shelli Boone, Charles F. Porter, Michael Bergin, Young Sir, Kimberly Barnett, Robbyne Manning The Nutshell Monica St. John (Boone) … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: WEIRD SCIENCE: THE COMPLETE SEASONS 1 & 2

   BUY FROM AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: A&E HOME VIDEOMSRP: $44.95RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 598 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Commentaries on select episodes• Cast Bios• Trivia Quiz The Pitch "The kids are using the Internet to make women. Do something with that."The Humans John Mallory Asher, Michael Manasseri, Lee Tergeson, Seth Green and Vanessa Angel The Nutshell Wyatt and … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: AMERICAN PIE PRESENTS BETA HOUSE – UNRATED

  BUY FROM AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Universal StudiosMSRP: $29.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 89 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Boobie “Yule Log”• Nuts about Pie• Deleted Scenes• Interview with Mr. Levenstein• And Much, Much More! The Pitch "The American Pie films have gone past dumb and straight towards inane." The Humans John White, Jake Siegel, Meghan Heffern, Steve Talley, Christopher … Continue reading