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DVD REVIEW: WAR

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BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: LionsgateMSRP: $19.99RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 103 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES: Commentary by director Philip Atwood Commentary by writers Lee Anthony Smith and Gregory Bradley The Action of War featurettes Scoring War featurette Deleted / extended scenes Gag reel Oliver’s Note: There’s one teeny weeny little NSFW picture at the very bottom. The … Continue reading →

DVD REVIEW: HEARTBREAK KID, THE

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BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Dreamworks VideoMSRP: $19.99RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 115 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES: Commentary by the Farrelly Bros. The Farrelly Bros. in the French Tradition featurette Ben & Jerry featurette Heartbreak Halloween featurette The Egg Toss featurette Gag reel Deleted scenes Easter egg The Pitch Finally, that Shawn Michaels biopic we’ve all been waiting … Continue reading →

DVD REVIEW: TRAILER TRASH!

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BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE! STUDIO: Camp Motion PicturesMSRP: $19.98RATED: NR RUNNING TIME: 300 minSPECIAL FEATURES:• Fangoria Weekend featurette• Alternative Cinema order information & catalogue The Pitch If we call it "Trailer Trash", doesn’t that make it critic proof? The Humans Misty Mundae After his unfortunate brush with the Ark, Arnold Toht spent several … Continue reading →