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BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $19.97 RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 100 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • The Dogway Melody• Metro Movietone “Reviews”• Musical: Van & Schenk• Broadway Trailer Gallery It does my heart good to see that DVDs like The Broadway Melody are sent to CHUD for review. Oh yeah, we love our genre … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Lions GateMSRP: $19.99RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 83 min.SPECIAL FEATURES: • Trailers • Music video The Pitch “It’s an urban zombie movie… without zombies!” The Humans Jenicia Garcia, Jakeem Sellers, Randy Clark, and several other friends of the filmmaker The Nutshell Josephine (Garcia), a kinda-cute chica working for a demolition company, … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Lion’s Gate FilmsMSRP: $27.98 RATED: PG-13RUNNING TIME: 118 mins.SPECIAL FEATURES:• Audio commentary• "Making of" featurette This project was seventeen years old by the time it finally made it into production, which puts it immediately at odds with its subject, Bobby Darin. Darin, as the promotional materials say, had everything … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Lion’s GateMSRP: $26.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 97 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: None The Pitch “It’s Desperate Measures meets the production quality of Cinemax After Dark (without the nudity).” The Humans Alexandra Paul, Bruce TRON Boxleitner and Michael Riley The Nutshell Such a sad tale. Young Emily is dying. She needs a bone … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Musicrama, Inc.MSRP: $18.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 98 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Deleted scenes• “Making-of” documentary• Director commentary• Interview with voodoo priest The Pitch "It’s The Serpent & The Rainbow version of The Exorcist set in England with a worthless Hand that Rocks the Cradle subplot." The Humans Doug Cockle, Sara Stewart, … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Buena Vista Home VideoMSRP: $19.99 RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 95 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Stan Lee’s Soapbox • The Venomous Web with David Michelinie • Episode Intros by Stan Lee • TrailersThe Spider-Man cartoon enjoyed a moderate period of success in the ‘90s. Created after the X-Men cartoon, Spider-Man was a … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Sony Pictures StudioMSRP: $21.71 RATED: PG-13RUNNING TIME: 89 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Deleted Scenes – Including an alternate ending• Making of Boogeyman• Visual effects progressions• Animatics I don’t know why I never believed in the Boogeyman when I was a kid, but I just didn’t. Maybe I saw enough horror flicks … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Buena VistaMSRP: $19.99RATED: GRUNNING TIME: 83 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: Alternate Ending The Pitch “LOHAN! We’ll scrape together a Smallville plot ‘journalist’ together later.” The Humans Lindsay Lohan, Brenda Song, Bug Hall (yes, his name is Bug), Ian “Javier” Gomez, Charles “Mr. Sheffield” Shaughnessy and Amanda “Honey Bunny” Plummer The Nutshell … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE! STUDIO: Fine Line Features MSRP: $17.97 RATED: R RUNNING TIME: 113 Mins. SPECIAL FEATURES: • Theatrical Trailer• Other New Line Trailers • Exclusive DVD-ROM content Occasionally, there are those movies that are tough for me to slog through. An Awfully Big Adventure is one of those movies. The films … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE! STUDIO: New Line Home EntertainmentMSRP: $19.98 RATED: PG-13RUNNING TIME: 97 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Commentary with Rick Schroder, Tim McGraw and Jimmy Gambina• Trailers The Pitch“It’s Rocky, but the main character is a Native American, there’s a lot more angst, and the fight scenes are impossible to follow!”The HumansRick Schroder, Eddie … Continue reading →