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DVD REVIEW: THX 1138 (SE)

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE! STUDIO: Warner Bros. MSRP: $26.98 RATED: R RUNNING TIME: 88 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • Commentary • Theater of Noise • Documentaries • Original student film • Trailers Before he brought us pop music infused coming of age tales and intergalactic heroics, George Lucas delivered THX 1138, a cold look … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: COLD MOUNTAIN

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERESTUDIO: Miramax Home Entertainment MSRP: $13.99RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 154 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES:There are movies that are made that are very well made.  Excellently directed, written superbly, beautifully shot, acted the hell out of.  They may star Academy Award-winning actors, A-list movie stars, and/or the newest Brando or Hepburn.  They may be … Continue reading