Movie News

We could simply cut and paste stories from Variety, but we don’t. We’re too amazing for that. We RETYPE articles from Variety…

TRIO DE MAYO

Rejoice, film lovers, for a blow has been struck in the name of good cinema. Universal Pictures’ Focus Features has signed a deal with the legendary Three Amigos – Alfonso Cuaron, Guillermo del Toro and Alejandro Gonzales Inarritu – to be the home of their new production company, cha cha cha. That’s the name of … Continue reading

CHUD’S 50 BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENTS, DAY 20

Welcome to the next CHUD List. We’ve tackled our essentials list and the continued revelation of our Kills List from 2003, and now that we’ve begun the beguine, we must continue. Behold: The CHUD.com Top 50 Disappointments. A quick word on the criteria. We could very easily have spent this whole article discussing sequels and … Continue reading

THE CHUD KILL LIST #80

Doing this the right way, counting back as it was back in the day. One a day. Discuss it right here. Previous deaths: 100, 99, 98, 97, 96, 95, 94, 93, 92, 91, 90, 89, 88, 87, 86, 85, 84, 83, 82, 81. Enjoy!* # 80 – Formula 51 The grudge match between Mary Poppins … Continue reading

GERARD BUTLER’S ALL ABOUT THE KIDS

For those of us who’ve been advocating for Gerard Butler’s stardom since Timeline (don’t look at me like that unless you’re going to buy me a drink), it’s gratifying to see the Scottish thesp toplining a box office smash, 300, while booking starring roles in exciting new ventures like… Game and, according to Variety, Nim’s … Continue reading

SAMUEL L. JACKSON HATES THE SPIRIT

It was only a couple of days ago that we brought you the news that Lionsgate is going to be the folks behind Frank Miller’s film adaptation of The Spirit, and now there’s already casting news: Samuel L Jackson is Frank Miller’s first choice to play The Octopus, ‘a meek lab assistant who reinvents himself … Continue reading

TRANSFORMERS TAKE YAHOO

DeYahoo! Movies has posted the newest trailer for The Transformers, and if this one doesn’t make a believer out of you, then you’re going to just have to be content with jacking off to your cartoon DVD sets. The trailer, which includes some amazing scenes of robot transformations and action, sets up the film to … Continue reading

DANIEL CRAIG SHAKES BLINDNESS

If you were Daniel Craig, would you pass up the opportunity to work with Fernando Meirelles in order to make an Edward Zwick liberal guilt epic? I’m hesitant to editorialize on this one because I don’t have all of the details, but the talk all over Hollywood today is that Craig is off Blindness, Meirelles’s … Continue reading

CHUD’S 50 BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENTS, DAY 19

Welcome to the next CHUD List. We’ve tackled our essentials list and the continued revelation of our Kills List from 2003, and now that we’ve begun the beguine, we must continue. Behold: The CHUD.com Top 50 Disappointments. A quick word on the criteria. We could very easily have spent this whole article discussing sequels and … Continue reading

THE CHUD KILL LIST #81

Doing this the right way, counting back as it was back in the day. One a day. Discuss it right here. Previous deaths: 100, 99, 98, 97, 96, 95, 94, 93, 92, 91, 90, 89, 88, 87, 86, 85, 84, 83, 82. Enjoy!* # 81 -The Abyss As his innards imploded and his skeleton became … Continue reading

THE FIRST PICTURE OF TWO-FACE!

The official site for The Dark Knight, which has been showing a Bat Signal for the last week or two, has updated with… a link! The link takes you to ibelieveinharveydent.com, which right now only has a ‘campaign’ image of Dent running for District Attorney. Technically, this is the first image of Aaron Eckhart as … Continue reading