Doing this the right way, counting back as it was back in the day. One a day. Discuss it right here.

Previous deaths: 100, 99, 98, 97, 96, 95, 94, 93, 92, 91, 90, 89, 88, 87, 86, 85, 84, 83, 82.


# 81 -The Abyss

As his innards imploded and his skeleton became lquid, Mike remembered his misspent youth spent punching the homeless, smoking weed with Uncle Shane, and transforming into a cassette and jumping into Soundwave’s chest.

The Abyss:

Suffering from the worst case of cabin fever ever known to man, Navy SEAL Michael Biehn (pronounced "bean") hi-jacks Ed Harris’ super sub and decides to take a trip. However, unlike a trip you or I would take to, say… the beach, Mike decides to go to the bottom of the ocean. There he falls prey to a severe case of the Queen/David Bowie tune Under Pressure. (S.M.)


TOMORROW: #80 (Hint: It’s Raining Men!)

* – Reprinted from 2003