Nick Nunziata

Nick Nunziata created this place and enjoys having people complain about the ads. In addition to his intermittent contributions here, he is the producer of a few upcoming films and often wonders why he bothers.

THE BORED OF SHANNARA

I have a confession to make. When I was like 11, I couldn’t get through The Lord of the Rings series of books and instead read Terry Brooks’ ‘Shannara’ series and felt the better for it. It’s Tolkien for people who don’t care what Frodo mixed with fatherberries on meal #19 of the day. Nothing … Continue reading

SHOOT THIS UP!

There is never a good time to have Mötley Crüe in a movie trailer. Or on Earth. That said, the trailer for Shoot ‘Em Up looks pretty fun. Some folks had told me the footage was the best thing since gash, which might be stretching the truth a little, but it’s pretty fun regardless. How … Continue reading

STEADY LEAK: OUTCLASSED

So Knocked Up is great, huh. And it made almost thirty million clams this past weekend. A wise person would indicate that the winds are shifting in onscreen comedy. Original comedy is happening, reliable creators have arrived (Apatow and McKay come to mind), ones that deliver jokes that don’t insult their audience AND make a … Continue reading

GRIZZLY PARK VIDEO #10

This week will see the next series of mini-featurettes about Grizzly Park, my maiden voyage into producing a feature. Directed by the enigmatic Tom Skull [I don’t know his legal name], it’s a nice cocktail of horror and comedy that we’ll hopefully be seeing in theaters later this year. Here’s the tenth video, Shedrack Anderson … Continue reading

11CA! – JOSH PHILLIPS IS INSANE

Josh Phillips is a firecracker, and not in the fiery redheaded redneck whore manner. Well, he is a redheaded redneck whore, but he’s just the kind of wild card a movie like 11 Colonels ATTACK! needs. As Compost Larry, he’s a mixture of human oddity, sideshow freak, ripped and sexy nutcase, and somewhat inspiring folk … Continue reading

GRIZZLY PARK VIDEO #9

This week will see the next series of mini-featurettes about Grizzly Park, my maiden voyage into producing a feature. Directed by the enigmatic Tom Skull [I don’t know his legal name], it’s a nice cocktail of horror and comedy that we’ll hopefully be seeing in theaters later this year. Here’s the ninth video, Julie Skon … Continue reading

THE CHUD KILL LIST #79

Doing this the right way, counting back as it was back in the day. One a day. Discuss it right here. Previous deaths: 100, 99, 98, 97, 96, 95, 94, 93, 92, 91, 90, 89, 88, 87, 86, 85, 84, 83, 82, 81, 80. Enjoy!* # 79 – Tales from the Crypt: Bordello of Blood … Continue reading

GRIZZLY PARK VIDEO #8

This week will see the next series of mini-featurettes about Grizzly Park, my maiden voyage into producing a feature. Directed by the enigmatic Tom Skull [I don’t know his legal name], it’s a nice cocktail of horror and comedy that we’ll hopefully be seeing in theaters later this year. Here’s the eighth video, Trevor Peterson … Continue reading

GRIZZLY PARK VIDEO #7

This week will see the next series of mini-featurettes about Grizzly Park, my maiden voyage into producing a feature. Directed by the enigmatic Tom Skull [I don’t know his legal name], it’s a nice cocktail of horror and comedy that we’ll hopefully be seeing in theaters later this year. Here’s the seventh video, Zulay Henao … Continue reading