Nick Nunziata

Nick Nunziata created this place and enjoys having people complain about the ads. In addition to his intermittent contributions here, he is the producer of a few upcoming films and often wonders why he bothers.

CHUD’S 50 BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENTS, DAY 16

Welcome to the next CHUD List. We’ve tackled our essentials list and the continued revelation of our Kills List from 2003, and now that we’ve begun the beguine, we must continue. Behold: The CHUD.com Top 50 Disappointments. A quick word on the criteria. We could very easily have spent this whole article discussing sequels and … Continue reading

THE CHUD KILL LIST #84

Doing this the right way, counting back as it was back in the day. One a day. Discuss it right here. Previous deaths: 100, 99, 98, 97, 96, 95, 94, 93, 92, 91, 90, 89, 88, 87, 86, 85. Enjoy!* # 84 – Jackass: The Movie Even in 2042, the geriatric Namor was able to … Continue reading

CHUD’S 50 BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENTS, DAY 15

Welcome to the next CHUD List. We’ve tackled our essentials list and the continued revelation of our Kills List from 2003, and now that we’ve begun the beguine, we must continue. Behold: The CHUD.com Top 50 Disappointments. A quick word on the criteria. We could very easily have spent this whole article discussing sequels and … Continue reading

11CA! – HANNA HALL IS ADORABLE

I love to name drop someone who actually knows who I am. It’s so rare. Hanna Hall is a fucking talented lady and so incredibly lovely to boot. I mean, she’s not lovely to boot. I’ve tried kicking her, but it always ends up with me on the ground and her scurrying off to safety. … Continue reading

MCP: HALO BETA SIZZLE REEL

Many of you gamers out there are checking the little countdown clock on Bungie’s website waiting for the Halo 3 beta to become available. I’m seriously trying to figure out the easiest way to be on my 360 for the first few days of that thing, shirking responsibilities, missing deadlines, and possibly forgoing my own … Continue reading

CHUD’S 50 BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENTS, DAY 14

Welcome to the next CHUD List. We’ve tackled our essentials list and the continued revelation of our Kills List from 2003, and now that we’ve begun the beguine, we must continue. Behold: The CHUD.com Top 50 Disappointments. A quick word on the criteria. We could very easily have spent this whole article discussing sequels and … Continue reading

THE CHUD KILL LIST #85

Doing this the right way, counting back as it was back in the day. One a day. Discuss it right here. Previous deaths: 100, 99, 98, 97, 96, 95, 94, 93, 92, 91, 90, 89, 88, 87, 86. Enjoy!* # 85 – The Haunting The original low-tech ending for Armageddon as shot by Charles Band … Continue reading

11CA! – WRITING THE FILM WEBISODE

Have you ever wondered what it takes to be a fantastic writer? Well if you find out, please share that shit with me. As we deliver the bum’s rush to potential investors for 11 Colonels ATTACK! (CHUD Forum), we’ll be offering a handful of offbeat, insightful, and often extremely useless little webisodes for the world … Continue reading

STEADY LEAK: KILLIN’ IN THE NAME OF

Warning: Rambling to follow. Insane amounts of rambling.Part One: VT You guys may have heard that there was a school shooting at Virgina Tech. It was in all the papers. In fact, there were a few intelligently written articles on this very site about the event and the subsequent bullshit in regards to media influence … Continue reading