Doing this the right way, counting back as it was back in the day. One a day. Discuss it right here.

Previous deaths: 100, 99, 98, 97, 96, 95, 94, 93, 92, 91, 90, 89, 88, 87, 86, 85, 84, 83, 82, 81, 80.


# 79 – Tales from the Crypt: Bordello of Blood

Susan knew that working for Dr. Giggles had its drawbacks.

Tales from the Crypt: Bordello of Blood:

While not the most beloved horror film of all time, this Dennis Miller vehicle has no shortage of sublime human and vampire demolishment. Here we see a vampire nurse getting a case of the explodings thanks to a value-sized order of sunlight. There’s something truly special about the woman form. The way it looks without clothes, the way a simple curve or shape can set us wild. The small of a back, the tendons on a forearm, the way their hair looks at dusk. WHEN THEIR FUCKING TORSO EXPLODES AROUND THE ROOM! Stuff like that. (N.N.)


TOMORROW: #78 (Hint: Overdose.)

* – Reprinted from 2003