THE LIST OF DUMB #32
More happens.
More happens.
Erotic Lit Q&A #3. For decades my family has had this little perverted Q&A game we play. Last week, a few of us tried a variant on it where we take turns writing fucked up erotic literature, only seeing the sentence before the one we’re writing. The result was great. Now, every other Friday … Continue reading
A Nice Hard Slap – Olympic Eating Habits. Michael Phelps eats 600 steaks, 350 eggs, 200 onions, 18 pounds of crayfish, 5 live hot dogs, 3 Fun Dips, and a Funyun a day and still manages to be svelte and fierce and able to make exaggerated faces when his swimming friends win awards. He is … Continue reading
A Nice Hard Slap – What Condition Our Conditioning Is In. It’s amazing how easy it is to get swept up into the cultural shifts happening around us without even noticing. Many of them make life easier but a bunch complicate things to the point of lunacy but still we go with the flow. When … Continue reading
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A Nice Hard Slap – Offended By Religion. Monday was my daughter’s first day of Pre-K and the first time in her life [and presumably for the rest of it] a Monday-Friday regiment has been installed. For the first two years it was my charge to be “Daddy Day Care” followed by a nice balance … Continue reading
A Nice Hard Slap – Why Tropic Thunder will win the weekend. Retards cannot drive themselves to the theater. That’s one extra sale! Retard Math tells us this:Retard + Chaperone = Two Tickets I think that’s all it needs to get over the hump. The movie is terrific, which doesn’t hurt. It also handles the … Continue reading
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George Lucas is full of shit.
A Nice Hard Slap – Doppeltracheotomygängers!! There’s a pilot for a Sci-Fi Original Series in here somewhere… I was at lunch the other day and saw a dead ringer for a friend of mine. I mean, a serious dead ringer. Same bone structure, hairstyle, height, frame, and even the same sparkle to the eye. Except … Continue reading