I almost didn’t get my hands on a copy of Blue Velvet. Not that the film was particularly elusive, I just didn’t feel like expending a whole lot of effort. There was a brief moment where I thought about reviewing a production of The Velveteen Rabbit instead. You know, that story about the stuffed animal who … Continue reading
When I was a child, the one thing I wanted to be more than anything in the world was a detective. I practically lived for solving mysteries and would spend my days enamored of the greats. It’s rather difficult to deduce how early I had read most of The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, but it … Continue reading
So right now I’m three sheets to the wind and I feel like apoligizing. I’m the kind of drunk who feels like shouting their drunken antics to the public. That’s just behind super-rapist as the worst type of drunk. You should have to be forced aware of my antics, and for that I apologize. In … Continue reading
Gotta be honest, just doin’ this one out of habit. However! Let’s make this fun! Much like site-runner Devin, I have one of them there formspring thingies. So, please feel free to ask me anything. Or, perhaps you’d like to tell me what to talk about next blog. Let’s make this an open forum. Give … Continue reading
So, first off, I’m wasted. I understand this blog is not quite as focused on quality film discussion as other blogs. But I think that’s fine. I like those blogs, and read them, though I’ve yet to really comment on them. However, I think we need a blog from someone like me. The everyday joe … Continue reading
Greetings! When we last left off, I was rambling about my stunted film career. It was a great blog and we all learned a little something about life and family. But even more interesting is what followed. Immediately after posting that blog, I was struck by something fascinating, inspirational even. And where does one go … Continue reading
Ever since The Haimster departed this mortal coil and left Felddog behind, I’ve had a hankering to watch a couple of their classic team-ups*. Sure there were the obvious choices like Blown Away, Dream a Little Dream 2, or National Lampoon’s Last Resort, but I felt like going for one of their lesser known works: … Continue reading
With the latest Plinkett review a few days behind us, I’ve found the ongoing discussion on CHUD pretty fascinating. The prequels obviously mean a lot to people, the ones who grew up on Star Wars. I am not one of those people. So why, then, are the prequels so disappointing to me? Star Wars has … Continue reading
Well here I am again. Sober this time, which is an odd feeling. Call me old-fashioned, but I feel a man should be properly liquored up before blogging. However, I’m putting my beliefs aside tonight. We’ll see how it goes. I feel like we haven’t gotten to know each other so well, dear readers. We’ve … Continue reading
At current, I’m drinking a bottle of champagne and listening to ‘Jesse’s Girl.” I consider this the hidden blog. If you read it, good for you. I am spectacularly drunk, moreo than usual. You might be asking, “Why, Devin, why?” but I doubt it. I’m just really drunk. So, I figured I’d post this just … Continue reading