DELLAMORTE'S BOX OFFICE WRAP – 3/7/08
Camilla’s the Belle of this Box Office Ball. Put a gun in my mouth, I wrote that. If you can see this, call me at 1-900-Mix-A-Lot, and Kick Them Nasty Thoughts.
Camilla’s the Belle of this Box Office Ball. Put a gun in my mouth, I wrote that. If you can see this, call me at 1-900-Mix-A-Lot, and Kick Them Nasty Thoughts.
The Number 23 was about more than just Jim Carrey being a nutso would-be Scientologist.
I have had a regime change in my body. I’ve shifted from working evenings to days, for the very basic desire to be out at 7 pm on a regular. For the most part this wasn’t problematic because I’m a late owl by nature, and enjoy being up writing until the crack of dawn. But … Continue reading
You’re so New Line, Semi-Pro!
Dre Mourns New Line, Pepsi Clear, and New World Pictures. Oooh, Vice Squad!
Writing about the last two Lubitsch films isn’t going to happen. I liked both The Smiling Lieutenant, and One Hour with You opens with a corker of an exchange:Cop: You can’t just make love anywhere!Wife (about her husband): Oh, yes, he can!Husband: Cherie! And another character has a great line, which is “I like my … Continue reading
What’s the Vantage Point? A Slow Oscar Weekend. What the Point? None. None whatsoever.
Dear Internet, I want a Sistine Chapel/Marty McFly-Chuck Berry Shirt, and I want it right fucking now. Thanks,Andre Dellamorte
For some reason Robert Zemeckis got stuck in my nogging, and so I went on a kick and bought the Back to the Future set and Romancing the Stone. Stone is a fine – albeit formulaic – adventure film that seems shockingly anachronistic, even if Fool’s Gold is essentially trying to make the same film. … Continue reading
Don’t Call it a Comeback, Larry the Cable Guy never went anywhere that he couldn’t be found.