DELLAMORTE BOX OFFICE WRAP UP – 2/8/08
Fool Gold’s would be much cooler if it did. You know. Either do it or smoke pot.
Fool Gold’s would be much cooler if it did. You know. Either do it or smoke pot.
I woke up Saturday and was supposed to do something, but puttered. Puttered long enough to be told not to do it. To wait until tomorrow. AWESOME. And so, after making my way through disc 1 of El Cid, decided that the thing to do was head to the Museum of Contemporary Art to finally … Continue reading
Tonight I’m going to The Crash Mansion. That’s not an exclusive club, or anything like that. It’s on S. Grand Ave. in LA, and should be a relatively quick commute. For twelve dollars a ticket, you can get in. Tonight they’re going to limit the five hours of dance music to two artists in a … Continue reading
Paris Hilton hits the big screen; three dead, one seriously offended.
Only two men voted against the Gulf of Tonkin resolution. For those who don’t know, that was the event that led to the escalation in Vietnam. The incident that sparked this escalation turned out to be a lie (huh, familiar). And yet only two men voted against it. One turned out to be Oregon State Senator … Continue reading
So, I watched The Wizard of Oz last night. It’s strange to think this film is a family classic, all that. It’s so fucking fake. The Lion? Not a real lion. Etc. Etc. All analog effects. And it still works like a charm. Is it nostalgia? Have movies become too dependant on “reality?” Or is … Continue reading
That’s what an ex said to me once. Kurt Fuller. You know him. The only man who could concieveably replace William Atherton as the corporate stooge trying to keep our Ghostbusters from doing their jobs. The guy who learns the value of partying on in Wayne’s World. The psyche-out lead in NewsRadio’s first episode. Or … Continue reading
“Thank heaven for little girls” says Disney and pedophiles!
Push comes to shove, if someone asked me what the funniest film ever made was, I would likely list two options. One would be Duck Soup. The other would be Used Cars. In fact I recently got an email asking me just that question: “Dear Andre Dellamorte, what is the funniest movie ever made? Also … Continue reading
AKA: Old Men in Front of Green Screens. Rob Reiner has shot his load, but he’s a proficient hack. Jack Nicholson seems more engaged than most of his hackworkeries, and Morgan Freeman seems to engage him, and vice versa. Or at least when both are asked to deliver pablum, it’s pablum by giants. The big … Continue reading