Devin Faraci

MORE TREASURE!

You’ve uncovered the world’s greatest treasure trove. What do you do as a follow up? Ask Gregory Poirier, who has been hired to write the sequel to last year’s hit National Treasure. The Nicolas Cage film defied expectations by not sucking that much and actually being a passable good time at the movies. At the … Continue reading

WOODY MEETS WOLVERINE

The sleuths at Coming Soon! have uncovered a newspaper article that claims that Mr. Hugh Jackman – the Wolverine himself – will be starring in the new Woody Allen movie with Scarlett Johansson. Don’t get confused – the movie isn’t Match Point, the film Woody made starring Scarlett. That one’s done and was the belle … Continue reading

LUKE WILSON BANGS SUPERGIRL

Luke Wilson, brother of the Butterscotch Stallion, is in talks to star in the new Ivan Reitman movie, Super Ex. It’s about a guy who breaks up with his girlfriend only to find out that she’s a superhero, and she uses her powers against him. It’s part of the next wave of superhero films, which … Continue reading

CONTEST: THE NEW JAWS DVD!

You can’t keep a good shark down. While there was a Jaws DVD that hit shelves a couple of years ago, this is the film’s 30th anniversary, which is as good a time as any for a double dip! The good news is that the new Jaws disc seems actually worth buying. But maybe you … Continue reading

THE HILLS HAVE ACTORS

Casting for the remake of Wes Craven’s classic The Hills Have Eyes has pretty much finished, and director Alexadre Aja (the fine hand behind High Tension, a movie I guess only I liked) has gotten himself some pretty good people. In the interest of it being 2 AM by me and I am sleepy, here … Continue reading

TOM HANKS GETS DEEP THROAT

Tom Hanks’ Playtone and Universal Pictures have bought the life rights to Mark Felt and his family. You may recall that Felt was the stunningly disappointing person behind the Deep Throat monicker, the guy whose inside info led to the breaking of the Watergate scandal and the fall of the Nixon Administration. Hanks and friends have bought … Continue reading

FROM T3 TO… DISNEY?

Who do you look for as a director when you’re remaking the family classic Swiss Family Robinson? If you’re Disney you go right for the dude who directed T3 and U-571, Jonathan Mostow. It seems like a weird choice to me, but then again no one thought that Scorsese had a women’s film in him … Continue reading

FELICITY GOES TO SPY SCHOOL

It’s a big reunion for Felicity creator JJ Abrams and his star Keri Russell – she’s going to be appearing in the "It’s seriously happening even though Tom Cruise has apparently completely lost his mind" Mission: Impossible 3. Tiny skinny Russell is taking the role once earmarked for curvy, pneumatic Scarlett Johansson, a young spy … Continue reading

NICE MASK!

I don’t know how the adaptation of V For Vendetta will come out – people I know who have been to the set said it looks good, and friends who have read the script and not shared it with me (!) have said that it’s quality, if pretty different from the comic (it’s been seriously … Continue reading