Devin Faraci

ROGER EBERT: STILL DOWN BUT NOT OUT

Roger Ebert hoped to be back on his feet and reviewing movies by now, and so had we. But it turns out that the cancer in his salivary gland requires more treatment. “[T]he surgeons tell me they will have to take a staged, multi-phased approach to getting me back in shape,” Ebert says in a … Continue reading

VISUALIZE VENOM

As CHUD’s recent “Turdformers” article proves, sometimes toy manufacturers have no choice but to let the cat out of the bag when it comes to licensed material. On that note, witness the Medicom Real Action Hero Spider-Man 3 Venom doll, distributed by Sideshow Collectibles. These images offer a clearer view of the design than the … Continue reading

BLADES OF STREAMING GLORY

I never thought I would be a Will Ferrell fan, but here I am, digging him in movie after movie (not Bewitched. Or Kicking and Screaming. Or… well, you get the point). Blades of Glory may not be prime Ferrell – that’s reserved for the films he does with Adam McKay – but it’s got … Continue reading

KURT WIMMER WILL SURVIVE

CHUDdy Buddy Kurt Wimmer took quite a pounding last year with Ultraviolet, his latest gonzo action movie – which was taken out of his hands in the editing stage, and released in a form that he didn’t like. And the movie that was released was a disaster, which wasn’t great news after his last directorial … Continue reading

JOHNNY DEPP GETS RADIATION POISONING

The spying game in our post-Cold War world seems to often be all about planting bugs in mosques and guys transporting old Russian nukes in the back of pick-up trucks across bumpy Syrian landscapes. So when Alexander Litvinenko started dying from radiation poisoning – and a rare kind, polonium poisoning at that – the world … Continue reading

ANOTHER BULLSHIT NIGHT AT FOX 2000

Fox has so many divisions – Fox, Fox Atomic, Fox 2000, Fox Faith, Fox Kuato, Fox Searchlight – that I can’t even tell them apart anymore, and I write about this stuff every day. So I don’t know what it exactly means when Another Bullshit Night in Suck City has come to be under the … Continue reading

DECEPTIVE DYKES?

Here at CHUD we’re always looking to break a story wide open, so when I got an email from reader Dale Dennis, I sprung immediately into investigative reporter mode. Dale’s email: Subject: JoBlo “Drive-Away Dykes” StoryBody: I don’t see how this can be legit. Not only is the site completely primitive, with no company name … Continue reading