Devin Faraci

SEEING SHAPES

Rob Zombie’s Halloween remake has been filming for a couple of weeks now, and Bloody Disgusting has been all over it, even heading over to share the first pictures of the new Myers house. Now they have a very cool exclusive scoop [note: oops, it ain’t exclusive – it’s from Halloween’s MySpace page!]– the first … Continue reading

DEVIN DOES COMIC CON

Hayden Panettiere’s ass stops me dead in my tracks. I’m on the phone, standing outside the Special Events Hall at the New York Comic Con Saturday night and this vision in blue shimmies by, the globes of her butt cheeks rolling back and forth together as she walks through the corridor, flanked by red-shirted Comic … Continue reading

LIVE CHUD OSCAR COVERAGE!

It’s Hollywood’s prom night and I’m facing it sober. I’m your host tonight, live from Brooklyn, while Nick and the boys put together a podcast. Let’s hope they have a little booze available. If you’re interested in checking out my picks for who is going to win and who deserves to win, check out the … Continue reading

COUNTDOWN TO HATRED: BEST PICTURE

We’re less than a week away from the 79th annual Academy Awards, the awards ceremony most likely to make me get angrier and angrier over the course of four hours. Last year I actually got to my feet and yelled obscenities at my television when Crash got the Best Picture Oscar. This year looks like … Continue reading

COUNTDOWN TO HATRED: BEST DIRECTOR

We’re less than a week away from the 79th annual Academy Awards, the awards ceremony most likely to make me get angrier and angrier over the course of four hours. Last year I actually got to my feet and yelled obscenities at my television when Crash got the Best Picture Oscar. This year looks like … Continue reading

WHERE’S YOUR MESSIAH NOW?

James Cameron may have proven that Jesus did not rise from the dead. Yes, the guy who directed Piranha II: The Spawning. I’m going to give you a second to let that sink in. 27 years ago, Israeli construction workers found an ancient tomb. Inside were sarcophagi; a decade later the names on the coffin … Continue reading

NIC CAGE GETS DICKED

The trailer for the Philip K Dick adaptation Next* is here, and it looks like this could be the third in Nicolas Cage’s trifecta of the truly terrible. His trilogy of trash began with Wicker Man, continued last week with Ghost Rider, and if we’re lucky, will be concluded on April 27 with Next. In … Continue reading