Day One | Day Two | Day Three | Day Four | Day Five | Day SixDay Seven| Day Eight | Day Nine I can’t believe it’s already been a year since I last did this. I made it to Toronto Wedesday night, primed and ready for ten days of pure cinematic Xanadu. I’m going … Continue reading
With the Transporter sequel such a driving force (guh) at the box office, Jason Statham is taking advantage of that exposure to snatch a new project before his association to Uwe Boll can prove detrimental. The beefy Brit will slay his way through Los Angeles in the Lions Gate action-thriller Crank. The flick (taking place over … Continue reading
Several years after Sam Raimi famously plunked down a cool million for the privilege of adapting it, the sun has finally started to descend on 30 Days of Night. Director David Slade has grabbed his holy water and night vision gear for the high-concept fright flick, based on a comic (which you can buy HERE!) … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Koch VisionMSRP: $19.99RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 42 min.SPECIAL FEATURES: • Deleted Scenes • Conversations with wine makers The Pitch “It’s Monty Python meets Sideways!” The Humans John Cleese (Rat Race, Yellowbeard), some grape smushers The Nutshell Cleese begins with a wine tasting party at his home, where some friends (including, … Continue reading
"B.P.R.D. The Black Flame #1" Is More Plague Of Frogs Than "Plague Of Frogs" Was By Rob Glenn The best stories are the ones that gain a life of their own. When Mike Mignola first created Hellboy, he was just a demon who investigated extranormal events and, more often than not, beat them up. The … Continue reading
Rank Title WeekendGross CumulativeGross Weeks in Release 1 Transporter 2 $20,200,000 $20,200,000 1 2 The 40 Year Old Virgin $16,500,000 $71,900,000 3 3 The Constant Gardener $10,800,000 $12,600,000 1 4 Red Eye $9,300,000 $45,300,000 3 5 The Brothers Grimm $7,900,000 $27,600,000 2 6 Four Brothers $6,400,000 $64,300,000 4 7 Wedding Crashers $5,700,000 $195,700,000 8 8 … Continue reading
There’s been a lot of discussion lately regarding Jessica Alba’s preposterous posterior. Okay, most of the discussion about said posterior has been done by me, but since I’m not allowed to touch or taste or otherwise be involved with it (at least according to my attorney), I’m damn well gonna talk about it. Anyway, Alba’s … Continue reading
Wesley Snipes. Jean-Claude Van Damme. Dolph Lundgren. Men whose names once commanded space above the title on posters for theatrical releases… men who are now swiftly clogging shelves with direct-to-video fare. Unfortunately this is the same career trajectory that Christian Slater now faces, especially after Alone in the Dark. From puckish to punchline. From being pursued … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: MiramaxMSRP: $29.99RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 126 min.SPECIAL FEATURES: Featurette I’m the last of the CHUD triumvirate to officially weigh in on this movie, which was already enjoyed in its theatrical release by Nick (his review HERE) and Devin (his review HERE). Oddly enough, while I’m an equally devoted fan of … Continue reading
Despite the involvement of the Broken Lizard guys, I haven’t bothered to see the Dukes of Hazzard movie yet (Devin was brutally bounced off the General Lee’s hood HERE), but I know it’s made a fair amount of legal tender. Speaking of legal and tender, no doubt part of the movie’s success is due to … Continue reading