Dave Davis

SAY HALO TO SUMMER

While I continue to impatiently wait for a Half-Life movie to get made, Microsoft’s kazillion-selling videogame Halo is still rolling toward theaters.  The movie, a joint production between Fox and Universal that will probably cost more than I make in a year, even has a vague (but not surprising) release date already slotted:  Halo will … Continue reading

ALBA NOW VISIBLE?

Page Six is the gossip column of the NY Post, which is about two real journalists and some bad Photoshop pics away from being the World Weekly News, so it might not be the most reliable place for movie news.  But this rumor is making the rounds online, and I’ll leap at any opportunity to … Continue reading

WEEKEND BOX OFFICE REPORT

Rank Title WeekendGross CumulativeGross Weeks in Release 1 The 40 Year Old Virgin $20,500,000 $20,500,000 1 2 Red Eye $16,500,000 $16,500,000 1 3 Four Brothers $13,000,000 $43,600,000 2 4 Wedding Crashers $8,200,000 $177,900,000 6 5 The Skeleton Key $7,400,000 $30,100,000 2 6 March of the Penguins $6,600,000 $48,700,000 9 7 Valiant $6,000,000 $6,000,000 1 8 … Continue reading

SPEAKING OF GRENDEL

Robert Zemeckis is currently putting together his big-budget animated adaptation of the epic poem Beowulf, about a Scandinavian warrior and his battle with a ghastly beast called Grendel.  In a somewhat unexpected casting decision he’s selected the exceptionally sexy Angelina Jolie to play the mother of the creature, which for some reason makes me think … Continue reading

SEE SOME SUPERMAN

At Comic Con this year, a visibly exhausted Bryan Singer flew in from his Australia set of Superman Returns for a Q&A session with the fans before presenting a surprisingly polished clip of scenes from the movie (which I previously described HERE). I don’t know if you’re following Singer’s online video diaries of the production, … Continue reading

TRAILER: AEON FLUX

Following in the highly suspect footsteps of fellow Oscar winners Angelina Jolie and Halle Berry, sexy kitten Charlize Theron decided to supplement her gold statue by playing a scantily-clad heroine of her very own in the endlessly-in-development Aeon Flux. Though it’s toned down the insane acrobatics and weird hair of the old MTV animated series, … Continue reading

DAVE’S UNDERGROUND

I try to avoid too much hype whenever I can help it, which is no easy feat in this gig.  Whether succumbing to it myself from advanced buzz or dispensing it here on the site through various recommendations… either way it tends to lead to a degree of disappointment for somebody.  With the Korean movie … Continue reading

300 GETS 1 (SO FAR)

Dawn of the Dead redirector Zach Snyder has been struggling like a Spartan to get an adaptation of Frank Miller’s graphic novel 300 into production ever since zombies stormed the local mall on fleet undead feet, but now the charge has begun. Miller’s story is a vividly brutal dramatization of the legendary Battle of Thermopylae, … Continue reading

SHAKESPEARE BY THE SLOT MACHINES

Regardless of their differing opinions in mutant-human affairs in the X-Men movie franchise, Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan will always have one other thing in common: Billy Shakespeare. The duo are reportedly planning a feature version of Shakespeare’s play The Merchant of Venice, but unlike Al Pacino’s recent version that scarcely anyone saw, the plan … Continue reading