Mailbagsukidoji: The Steady Leak may not be so steady these days, but your letters have been, so I must share them and answer them so that the wheels keep turning on this crazy little bitch. Feel free to ask whatever about whomever or whatever, and I’ll do my best to answer it. Letters in here … Continue reading
Probably the most impressive thing about the book Eragon is that it was written by some kid who was like 15 at the time. And boy, does it read like it. The book is nonsense – fantasy claptrap scavenged from a dozen different places and tied together with overcooked prose. Unsurprisingly it became a huge … Continue reading
In his remake of Cape Fear, Martin Scorsese had Juliette Lewis figuratively shoot fire from her loins. In Raw, Eddie Murphy talked about it. But only the Hungarians have the genital fortitude to show you a guy actually shooting fire from his dick, and it’s right here in this trailer. Based on the info available … Continue reading
The remake trend continues ever onward, and like The Blob (remade!) it devours all things in its path, even Nicolas Roeg’s very weird 1970s David Bowie movie The Man Who Fell to Earth. Based on a novel, the story was actually retold a couple of years back in a TV movie that had Robert Picardo … Continue reading
It’s a big comeback for Sylvester Stallone. His Rocky VI (to be called, classily, Rocky Balboa) is about to start shooting. And once he’s done with that he’s moving on to – believe it or not – Rambo IV. The plot for Rambo IV is pure George Takei. In it, John Rambo is living a … Continue reading
There are some days when the movie news just makes me so happy that I could get up, dance and sing. That’s the Bollywood in me – and it’s soon going to be the Bollywood in Oh Daesu. You thought that only the USA made ill-advised remakes of recent foreign films? Oh no, my friend! … Continue reading
Out of the hundreds of thousands of readers out there who frequent this place and others like it, eleven were surprised that The Hills Have Eyes was getting remade. Not that it needed to be or because the fan base was huge (more people seem to know it and acknowledge it than actually watch and … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $49.98RATED: TV-14RUNNING TIME: 991 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Two examinations of the historic live season opener, Ambush: Anatomy of an Ambush, Live post show• Outpatient outtakes: deleted scenes• Cutups: gag reel Whereas I let you all in on the fact that I’d watched ER since the beginning … Continue reading
I’ve always been fascinated by Pete Best. What must it be like to be fired from The Beatles just before they become worldwide sensations? How do you deal with living life in Liverpool while the other three guys you used to hang out with go on to conquer the culture of the entire planet? That’s … Continue reading
Welcome to week two of Thor’s Creature Comics Feature, the second in a three-part series which looks down the (recent) annals of Thor’s reviewing history to remind you of some of the best, the worst, and those inbetween comics which ever so conveniently fit the genres we’ve picked out. Just think of it as a … Continue reading