Wondering why it has taken so long for the Knight Rider movie to get made and finally knock that lame ass Titanic off the top spot? Fuzzy Wuzzy David Hasselhoff has the answer for you, courtesy of KGET TV 17: the studio didn’t want to have K.I.T.T. talk. "It’s stupid. There’s no film without a … Continue reading
The readers of this site are genius. They make me look dumb as Hell in comparison most of the time, as my knowledge is more geared towards obscure Mos Eisely Cantina patrons and Reb Brown vehicles than who fell in love on the set of Nekromantic and what James Dean’s last words were after "That … Continue reading
We don’t run scoop reviews of upcoming films for fear of liars, people assuming it’s the opinion of CHUD.com, and because we don’t have a readership that does that kind of stuff. Actually, we do, but they usally just email it to Harry Knowles and treat us like the chopped liver we are. That said, … Continue reading
I knew a girl named Tamsin once. She was the little sister of someone I worked with and she was a stunningly beautiful young lady. To counteract that, I also knew a person named Kristy who looked like warmed over Robbert Loggia. The world is filled with this Yin and Yang-like conflict of wondrous visage … Continue reading
If you would have told me after Ghost World that Scarlett Johanssen was going to become not only one of the most sought after and delectable actresses in Hollywood, I’d probably have said "yeah, and I’ll work with Jan De Bont too!". But, lo and behold she is, and I’m the dunce of the decade … Continue reading
A friend of mine has the theory that Johnny Depp is so hot that he can’t rape someone. Like, if he had been doing the kind of grabassery that Christian Slater was engaged in earlier this week, no one would press charges. I don’t know if that’s true but I do know that the ladies … Continue reading
Wayne Brady, officially the Favorite Negro of Uptight Honkies, is making his feature film debut in the romantic comedy I’m Perfect (dammit, there goes the title of my memoir), alongside Sydney Tamiia Poitier, certainly the only daughter ever named after her dad. I’m Perfect also stars Malcolm Jamal Warner, presumably working for food, and Margaret Cho, … Continue reading
Singer and actress Christina Milian, global superstar from Be Cool, has signed on to appear in Pulse, the latest Hollywood movie to take its cues from an Asian horror film. In Pulse a hacker pirates a wireless signal that opens a doorway for some evil force to come into our world. This whole "horror based … Continue reading
All images copyright Nick Nunziata & Lewis Cox III. Do not reprint without permission. * Note: I’m going to include the previous strip above the current one as to preserve some semblance of continuity in case you’d missed or forgotten the last strip. Thanks to Blake Currall of Australia for his patience in waiting for … Continue reading
Hey, guys. I’m currently blasting a leaked chunk of the Batman Begins score as I prepare this bad boy for you. I’ll tell ya, if the score is at all indicative of what we’re gonna get from this film (which I’m catching tonight… I know, I rule!), then we’re in a for a REAL treat. … Continue reading