Jason Statham is back for more homoerotic action (come on, even the director thought the first one was pretty gay, and he’s French) in The Transporter 2, although this time he really seems to be more of a chauffeur. Retired from the parcel delivery business, ex-military operative Frank Martin has relocated to Miami where he … Continue reading
Kong is seen. That’s the face of the big ape who is going to rule the end of the year in Peter Jackson’s remake of the classic film. Looks pretty good to me – I like his snaggly tooth, and he has a convincing beat up look about him. That sort of look comes from … Continue reading
The concluding chapter of Chan Park-Wook’s astonishing vengeance trilogy, Sympathy for Lady Vengeance, is almost out in Korea, and the trailer is here. I don’t speak a word of Korean (except "jaji", which sounds like "Chachi," and apparently means "dick") but I do enjoy Karaoke in Koreatown and I also enjoy the imagery of the … Continue reading
Here on our message board discussion of Batman Begins, many people are blaming all the stuff they don’t like in the film on David Goyer. There’s this impression, it seems, that Christopher Nolan was forced to use some Goyer screenplay and that the director valiantly worked to beat it into shape. From what I understand … Continue reading
The hottest girl ever named after an animal rights group, La Femme Nikita star Peta Wilson, is going to be appearing in Bryan Singer’s Superman Returns in an unknown role. The news broke like the wind on Peta’s own site, where the following cryptic blurb appeared: "Peta will be in the new Superman Returns which … Continue reading
Paul Giamatti and Mike Mignola have finally teamed up as the thespian has agreed to voice the lead character in the Sci-Fi Channel cartoon version of Amazing Screw-On Head. The comic, which I haven’t read but have been told is quite great, is about a Civil War era secret agent who works directly for Abe … Continue reading
The videogame adaptation is climbing back to the top of studio lists, with recent weeks seeing popular properties like Halo, Hitman and Alice hacking their way through development hell. And let’s not forget Uwe Boll’s upcoming Bloodrayne, which we all know will totally ROCK. So who’s next? Fugitive undercover cop Max Payne, that’s who. He’s … Continue reading
All images copyright Nick Nunziata & Lewis Cox III. Do not reprint without permission. * Note: I’m going to include the previous strip above the current one as to preserve some semblance of continuity in case you’d missed or forgotten the last strip. The CHUD.com Superstore has just opened up and there are TONS of … Continue reading
Anne Hathaway seems to really dig taking the safe, family-friendly roles in Hollywood. She’s cute too. And 22 years old. Where’s the scandal? Where’s the controversy? She’s like the polar opposite of the Lohans and Hiltons of the world. Thank God for that. Anyway, the perpetual princess will next be seen alongside Oscar magnet Meryl … Continue reading
On top of seductively ravishing men left and right and simply being hellaciously cute, Jennifer Garner seems to also want to add "producer" to an already blossoming résumé (replace Jennifer Garner with Nick Nunziata and it’s hilarious how accurate that sentence remains). Reportedly, Warner Bros. has acquired the rights to remake the 2004 Japanese hit, … Continue reading