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REVIEW: GOOD GERMAN, THE

The Good German is an easy movie to admire. Soderbergh is attempting to capture the look and the feel of film from the 40s, and he does it. The Good German doesn’t just imitate these movies, it is one of them; Soderbergh isn’t just aping the camera moves and lighting, he understands it completely and … Continue reading

NEWS ROUND-UP

– Brick-chinned Ed “Your History of Violence eye scares me” Harris has signed on to participate in the upcoming Samuel L. Jackson film The Cleaner. Sadly, it’s apparent Mr. Harris didn’t realize the movie is going to be directed by Renny “make it shit” Harlin. Harris will be playing a detective who takes an interest … Continue reading

GHIBLI, SON OF GLOIN, FATHER OF REMAKES

It’s no secret TV movies mostly suck. It’s also no secret, thanks to Xena production values and actors of the same caliber, TV movies involving fantasy always suck. In 2004, Sci Fi’s Earthsea proudly followed the tradition while trying to cash in on the Lord of the Rings craze. At roughly the same time, Hayao … Continue reading

NANKING SUFFERS NEW ATROCITY NAMED SIMON WEST

Just when I thought I could close the “WTF?!?!?!” file for 2006, Twitchfilms reports that the movie version of Iris Chang’s powerful The Rape of Nanking, a non-fiction account of Japanese atrocities in WWII, is filming next month. Under the direction of Simon “One of the worst directors working on Earth” West. Nazi Germany gets … Continue reading

DAILY GRABOID – 12.14.06

What is this? Every single day of the week (almost), a new "Graboid", a single moment grabbed from a random movie, appears on this site for you to guess the name of the film, share with your officemates, or discuss on our message boards. Sometimes the Graboid will be very easy and sometimes it’ll be … Continue reading

HOW SPIDER-MAN 3 RIPS OFF GYMKATA

"He now fights with the thrill of sky boarding and the kill of jujitsu! Sky jitsu! Sky jitsu! That’s actually ripped off from a trailer I saw years ago, for this movie Gymakata. They go, ‘The thrill of gymnastics!’ and then they show some guy flipping. ‘The kill of karate!’ And I love how they … Continue reading

DIE HARD WITH A TEASER

You can now see the teaser trailer for Live Free or Die Hard, the resurrection of Bruce Willis’ famous franchise, by clicking here. As a teaser there’s not much indication of what the heck this movie is about beyond stuff slamming into other stuff – cars into concrete, trucks into cars, people into cars, cars … Continue reading

CODENAME: RISICO?

With Casino Royale a major, absolute smash success (no matter what the delusional Daniel Craig Is Not Bond people think), the attention of everybody behind James Bond has turned to a sequel. Casino Royale was the last Ian Fleming James Bond book that had been untouched by the films… or was it? I didn’t know … Continue reading