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REVIEW: DREAMGIRLS

Clapping at the movies never made much sense to me. What’s the applause supposed to signify? “Way to project that film!” But that didn’t stop me from applauding wildly at the end of Jennifer Hudson’s “And I Am Telling You I’m Not Going” smack dab in the middle of Dreamgirls. My applause was involuntary; it … Continue reading

WHO REVIEWS THE REVIEWERS?

The internet continues to be the ultimate explanation for why unchecked democracy is a disaster. Rotten Tomatoes has given users the ability to critique the reviews of critics; the basic idea seems kind of redundant – why not us then critique the critique of the critique? – but it has quickly passed from being a … Continue reading

REVIEW: APOCALYPTO (DEVIN’S TAKE)

Here’s my pitch for an Apocalypto video game, which also serves as a synopsis of the movie: We begin the game with a training level so you can get used to the controls. You’re country Mayan Jaguar Paw, and you’re hunting tapir in the Central American jungle. You have to run, jump and use ingenuity … Continue reading

REVIEW: BLOOD DIAMOND

There are a lot of galling things in Blood Diamond, the new Africa in crisis movie, but perhaps the most galling is the way the film insists on making a white guy the lead when the whole thing is the black guy’s story. It’s not even a question – if the film has been set … Continue reading

THE GOLDEN COMPASS POINTS TO A URL

Happy one year anniversary before the release of The Golden Compass, the first film in the projected His Dark Materials trilogy! In honor of this auspicious occasion, New Line has launched a website for the film, which is filled with a bunch of pictures that haven’t been seen anywhere else, including Gyptians, Lee Scoresby and … Continue reading

LITTLE CHILDREN MISS SUNSHINE

The Little Miss Sunshine directing team of Jonathan Dayton and Valerie Faris are the belles of the ball; their “indie” film is a smash hit and headed for award season kudos. So what’s next for them? It could bean adaptation of Tom Perrotta’s upcoming novel, The Abstinence Teacher. Perrotta wrote the book and screenplay for … Continue reading