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GET A CRAPPY PIECE OF THE ROCK

It’s hard for me to get angry about the steady stream of puerile, unfunny flicks that arrive each year courtesy of Adam Sandler’s Happy Madison productions. These movies simply aren’t worthy of notice much less ire, and I think if they’d go ahead and eliminate the middleman by sending them straight to cable and calling … Continue reading

METAL GEAR CINEMA

The distressingly large game geek contingent that continually argues the Metal Gear series as an example of masterful storytelling is about to get an extra shot of legitimacy. Series creator Hideo Kojima has been talking up movie possibilities for a while now, and Sony Pictures (providing an assist to SCEA with one of their only … Continue reading

EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: BILLY RAY (BREACH)

Shattered Glass was one of the strongest directorial debuts in memory. Not only did writer/director Billy Ray craft a suspenseful and intriguing story about a guy basically plagiarizing and bullshitting, he managed to get the only good performance out of Hayden Christensen ever. For that feat alone, Ray should be guaranteed a spot in the … Continue reading

SPIES LIKE A REMAKE

Spies Like Us, John Landis’ 80’s cold war comedy starring Dan Akroyd, Chevy Chase and Donna Dixon’s bouncing mammaries, is getting a shot at becoming relevant in the 2000s.Warner Brothers and Imagine will be distributing/producing a remake and has tapped Eurotrip/Cat in the Hat writers Jeff Schaffer, Alec Berg and Dave Mandel work out the … Continue reading

LINDSAY LOHAN IS OF NO IMPORTANCE

The original title for this article was ‘Biel beats off Lohan’. Then I realized that (a) it wasn’t quite right and (b) we don’t have the bandwidth to support the number of hits we’d get from Dave Davis alone. Not that it matters anyway, since this is really just another excuse to run a partially … Continue reading

SEAN PENN AND BRUCE WILLIS JUST HAPPENED

Sean Penn has officially joined the cast of What Just Happened?, the adaptation of Art Linson’s insider look at making movies in Hollywood, mostly focusing on putting together and shooting The Edge. Which was a good movie but would have been better had it featured the guitarist from U2 fighting a bear instead of Hannibal … Continue reading