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OZ INMATE RAPES ALAN ALDA

You might know character actor Terry Kinney if were to see him in a random film, but you might not know why you should respect him. Though he’s cashed plenty of paychecks appearing in crap like The Firm and Save the Last Dance, Kinney is eminently worthy of praise as one of the co-founders of … Continue reading

APATOW LOVES HUGH

Look, I think Judd Apatow is doing to comedy what James Caan did to Playboy Playmates in the 1970s, but I have no freakin’ idea who Ed Helms is. Apparently, he plays Andy Bernard on The Office. Cool. How much of a philistine am I for not watching The Office? That much? Really? Is all … Continue reading

MUMMY MOPPET CASTING

So I’ve got a pretty vast collection of DVDs (damn you HD!*), one that I continually have to justify with my wife, who insists to buy them I have to watch them. I call shenanigans, since the point is to have them in the case we ever meet up with friends who haven’t seen Children … Continue reading

RISE OF THE FIERY FLATULENCE

In case it slipped your mind amidst all the upcoming summer hubbub, Fantastic Four: Rise Of The Silver Surfer is still on its way and 20th Century Fox wants to make sure you’re cognizant of that important fact. Which is good, because quite honestly, I actually did forget about it. So thanks to 20th Century … Continue reading

THE CHUD KILL LIST #100

Doing this the right way, counting back as it was back in the day. One a day. Discuss it right here. Enjoy!* #100 – Mission: Impossible "So I have this idea for Wisdom II, and it starts off like thiMMMMMMPPRRRHH!" Mission: Impossible: Poor Emilio Estevez. Lacking his dad’s timeless character acting chops or his brother’s … Continue reading

IF YOU CAN’T FIND ‘EM, RE-GRIND ‘EM

Because no one’s tired of this story yet… I hate that the post-release Grindhouse discussion is focused almost exclusively on the picture’s disappointing box office performance, but a) it is a story, and b) this is how mainstream film discourse goes nowadays. And here I am furthering something I despise. Today’s big Grindhouse development: Harvey … Continue reading

SCREENING: FRACTURE

"If you look close enough, you’ll find everyone has a weak spot." Excuse me while I go check Monica Bellucci for weak spots… Fracture is the latest film from reliable thriller director Gregory (Fallen, Primal Fear) Hoblit, featuring Anthony Hopkins, Ryan Gosling, and David Strathairn. That’s a decent trio of actors, huh? It’s the thriller … Continue reading